Tifa Gets A Job Final Fantasy VII crossover
Rating: M Chapters: 15 Pairings: Tifa x Cloud, Aerith x Zack, Yuffie x Reno
Description:
Cloud signs Tifa up for a job she never knew about, but it changed her whole life. Cloud now regrets it, as he though of it as a joke. Tifa gets all the attention, now Yuffie and Aerith are jealous. They team up together against her by joining the same job. Cloud has mental problems after that. And just when you think the drama is over, Reno makes the worst mistake of his life. Barret tries to help, and it ends up killing a friend. Join in the complicated life of Final Fantasy VII!
Chapter 1:
The hush sound of wind was soothing Tifa in her dream. Until Cloud interrupted.
Cloud: Hmmmm...(turns on alarm clock)
Alarm Clock: BEEP BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Tifa was still sound asleep.
Cloud: Dammit! (pounds alarm clock on Tifa's face) WAKE-UP-WOMAN!
Tifa wakes up and rubs eyes.
Tifa: (yawn)
Cloud: Are you awake?
Tifa: (looks at Cloud and blinks)
Cloud: Can you talk?
Tifa: No, I can't. That's why I yawned.
Cloud: (scratches back of head)
Tifa: And OW! (rubs spot where Cloud hit her with the alarm clock)
Cloud: Oh...sorry.
Tifa: Is breakfast ready?
Cloud: Yeah, Aerith made it-
Tifa: (barfs on Cloud)
Cloud: (wipes off barf) Thanks, I needed that.
Tifa: Why did Aerith make it? Remember what happened LAST time she made breakfast?
**FLASHBACK**
Yuffie: So, first you stir. Then put in that baking soda.
Aerith: (twirling hair looking in a mirror) Yeah, uh-huh. Sure. Okay. (paying no attention)
Yuffie: Add the sugar-AERITH! (slaps Aerith)
Aerith: (rubs arm where Yuffie slapped her) Hm? (looks up)
Yuffie: (sighs) Just make it. (walks away)
Aerith: Okay! (reads label) So..4 hours in the stove..okay! (turns on the stove, puts food on it, and walks away)
4 hours later...
Yuffie: AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!
Smoke Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!
Yuffie: Shut up! (throws Shuriken at the alarm)
Tifa: (comes downstairs) What's wrong-OH MY GODS! AERITH!
Aerith: (comes downstairs looking in her hand mirror) What, I was in the middle of-(looks up) OH MY! WHAT HAPPENED?
Yuffie: (using a washcloth to wave away the smoke while coughing) The freaking label said 4 minutes, and you put it on 4 hours! Did you seriously think that was gonna work?
Aerith: I didn't go to cooking classes.
Tifa: Bitch, you don't need to go to cooking classes to know that.
**Back in present time**
Cloud: Oh yeah...
Aerith: BREAKFAST!
Tifa: Oh man, we're screwed.
Cloud: Yep.
TO BE CONTINUED...
A/N: Well, what did you think? When I read this to my friend, oh my god did she laugh. She said it was hilarious! But I want your opinion, not hers. She laughs at almost everything. ANYWAYS, I didn't get to the job part just quite yet. That's in Chapter 2. PEACE WITH PANCAKES!