The 6 year old couple Final Fantasy 9 crossover

Rating: M Chapters: 2 Pairings: Eiko x Kytes, Balthier x Ashe, Garnet x Zidane

Description:

Every night, after everyone fell asleep, Eiko and Kytes would hang

out. But one night, they get kidnapped. Will the kidnapping be scary or just plain fun?

Disclaimer: Obviously I own nothin' but this fic...Eiko and Kytes are annoying, and Eiko has Purple/Blue hair for fuck's sake! *yawn* DAMMIT! I need to not stay up all night writing these...who gives a shit.

Chapter 1:

Ashe from the hallway yells: Bedtime ev'ryone!

Everyone 'cept Kytes goes to bed.

Kytes quietly to himself: Sweet it's...Eiko time!

FF9 Border...

Garnet: 'Kay, it's bedtime people! Get your asses in bed! G'night! (kisses Zidane on the cheek)

Everyone 'cept Eiko goes to bed.

Eiko mumbles: Time to go see Kytes...(runs to the FF12 border to see Kytes already there)

Kytes: You're late for our date! (kisses Eiko on the cheek)

Eiko: You said you learned something?

Kytes: Sex!

Eiko thinks: Oh great. (mentally pimp slaps herself)

Random Guy: Heh heh. (grabs Eiko and Kytes then covers their mouths)

In the morning at the FF12 border...

Filo yells: PANCAKES! KYTES! WE'RE HAVING PANCAKES! KY-

Penelo: Okay, stop yelling.

Balthier: Huh. Wierd. The smell of breakfast and us yelling for him usually wakes him up.

Ashe: I'll go check his room. (goes upstairs)

In Kytes' Room...

Ashe opens door: Kytes, c'mon. It's time for breakfast...(pulls down blankets on his bed to realize he's not there and gasps) KYTES! WHERE ARE YOU!

Downstairs...

Balthier calls FF9 border.

Zidane answers: Hello?

Balthier: Hi, this is Balthier of Ivalice in FF12.

Zidane: Oh, 'sup.

Balthier: Is Kytes with you?

Zidane: I dunno, I'll let you talk to Garnet. (hands phone to Garnet)

Garnet: Hello?

Balthier: It's Balthier from FF12. Is Kytes with you?

Garnet: No, is Eiko with you?

Balthier: No, wierd. They're both missing.

Garnet: Yeah...we'll keep looking.

Balthier: 'Kay, thanks. Bye.

Garnet: Bye.

Balthier hangs up phone: They're BOTH missing!

Penelo: Eiko too?

Balthier: Yeah!

Ashe comes downstairs.

Penelo: Is he up there?

Ashe: Nope. (turns on TV)

TV: Breaking News! Two kids and a man were seen near the FF7 border. The man was placing the kids in a bag. Carla, your response?

Carla: Well, it turns out that it was around 2:30 am. The kids were knocked out, they're hands tied. No one knows how they got out of bed. The man looked about in his mid-30's. He had yellowish-blonde hair. He was muttering something of saving the Lady Ashelia Dalmasca, perhaps his duty. He then said, and I quote, "Balthier, you will suffer."

Balthier gasps: BASCH!

Fran: How may you be so certain of your prediction?

Balthier: Not predition, KNOWLEDGE. Only he-

TV: More Breaking News!

Carla: Queen Lady Ashelia Dalmasca has been raped! The man-

Fran turns off TV: Information we'd best not have knowledge of.

Vaan: Who raped you, Ashe?

Ashe: ...um...O.o

Penelo: Vaan! It's not polite to ask her that!

Larsa: Yeah! Plus, it was Balthier.

Balthier: HOW DO YOU KNOW?

Larsa: Last night I heard Ashe scream. And plus, you're noisy. VERY noisy. Maybe you two shouldn't sleep together...

Vaan: Yeah...

Meanwhile, in the FF9 border...

Zidane: Where is Eiko?

Garnet: Didn't you see the breaking news?

Zidane: Yeah. Ashe got raped.

Steiner: No, she means the one about the man and 2 kids dumbass.

Zidane: Oh, well in that case, yeah.

Freya: The 2 kids might be Kytes and Eiko. The man, however, is unknown.

Steiner: People think it might be Basch fon Ronsenberg from FF12.

Garnet gasps and covers her mouth: You mean...he KIDNAPPED them?! WHY?

Freya: We don't know, it doesn't matter. The longer we sit here and talk, the longer he has to hide them.

Steiner: Let's go find them.

The End