Chapter 1
It was a new day in South Park, Colorado. The sun was shining so bright, so hot it seemed like it could burn a whole through the earth, but the suns heat did go unnoticed in the little mountain town. Everyone was busy getting ready for Christmas. The children for winter break and the parents for winter vacation plans, or Christmas presents. None the less everyone in South Park was busy, well everyone except a boy named Kyle Broflovski.
Kyle's pov:
Man this sucks… everyone's getting ready for Christmas, even my parents for Hanukkah. *sigh* and here I am sitting on a bench in Starks Pond wishing for this stupid holiday to be over. It wouldn't even be that bad if the guys where here to hang out with me like all those other years, but noooo. Stan is on a date with Wendy, Kenny died again I think getting hit by a deer, Butters is grounded probably for something stupid like he forgot to say bless you when his dad sneezed again. Dare I say it even Cartman is too busy in Germany plotting with some important guy on how to get rid of all the Jews. I would have even preferred to be the body for the anti-Christ again. Just like last year if I had the choice. "Why does everyone have to be so busy"! "Uh, Kyle"? "Oh hey Stan… How'd your date with Wendy go"? "It didn't happen she cancelled it". Stan replied. "Why"? I asked. "Because she needed some time to be a girl or some shit". Stan said annoyed. "Oh ok" "So Kyle you still want to hang out today"? Stan asked "Sure dude".