Amy's Booming Farts
by Yoshizilla-Fan
Sonic and his friends were beating the crap out of Eggman's robots, with Eggman, Orbot and Cubot watching in dismay.
"Oh come on! Can't we have one nice, friendly get together without you guys trashing my lair?" Eggman innocently stated.
"As much as I would love that, you're evil, and you're always trying to destroy us. So that can never happen." Sonic stated.
"He's got you there, sir." Orbot stated.
Meanwhile, Amy Rose had one of Eggman's Moto Bugs corned, holding her Piko Piko Hammer. "The hammer's on you, stupid piece of-" Amy farted loudly all of a sudden, much to her surprise as her gas blast lifted her red dress. "You stupid piece of-"her next fart was so loud and brassy that it shook the lair and stunk it up as well, causing Sonic and his friends to groan.
"Oh come on, Amy! Did you have those chili dogs for lunch again?" Knuckles groaned s he wafted the air.
"Well excuse me and my utamed hunger, Mr. Buffy." Amy remarked, her brassy farts getting louder.
"Ha! Finally things start to get interesting around here." Eggman stated, finding Amy's loud farts hilarious.
"Arn't you worried that she might destroy your evil fortress with her farts?" Cubot stated.
Eggman facepalmed himself. "Why did you remind me?"
Suddenly, Amy farted so powerfully that it caused Eggman's lair to go boom as it exploded and collapsed on itself.
"Nice one, Amy." Sonic sarcastically remarked, wafting her smelly has away.
"Heh...excuse me." Amy sheepishly rubbed the back of her head, letting out another fart.
"Well at least we destroyed Eggman's lair." Tails stated.
"Yeah, that'll teach that Egghead not to mess with either of us, Amy!" Sticks stated.
"But you didn't do anything, Sticks!" Sonic told her.
Sticks groaned. "But if I have, then my point exactly!"