MEWTWO'S TIME-TRAVELLING MISADVENTURES

Disclaimer: I own nothing but this story!

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***The setting is at Mount Caina (Purity River), and Mewtwo is very bored and depressed (due to all of his friends flee from him or died of neglect [not from Mewtwo - from the world] and hunger). His boredom ended when an unexpeced guest enters his cave.***

???: Hello bored one!

Mewtwo: What the hell you want fairy boy?!

***The guest's body is mainly green coloured with pink wings. Its eyes are shining light blue and gleaming. The creature is a bit over three times shorter than Mewtwo. It is floating around the now-angered feline.***

???: Don't be sad, oh! I'm sorry, I'm Celebi, the Time gaurdian!

Mewtwo: (*sarcastically*) Whoo-hoo. Are you going to pester me? If so, you must prepare to die!

Celebi: No! I want you to travel in time with me!

Mewtwo: WHAT!? Are you NUTS?!

Celebi: Sure! I want someone to travel with me.

Mewtwo: OK, I want to look of how humans become complete f*ck-ups!

Celebi: Yay! that's what I'm doing today! Let's go!

Mewtwo: I just hope I'll alternate the 1999 incident -- seeing that ass- hole Ash ketchum. He's very arrogant!

Celebi: Well, anything can happen when you're the God of Destruction!

***Moments later, Celebi took Mewtwo's left paw and started travelling to the past - about the prehistoric times!***

Mewtwo: Holy shit! These dinosaur- looking Pokemon are HUGE!

Celebi: Ooops! 20 million years too early! The humans existed after the Pokesaurs Tyrannirex and the rest of them are extinct!

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R/R Please. I wrote this randomly. Not the best story around, but it's something to read.