Someone leaves a message for MoJo...I wonder who it is...let it be noted its late and I have a research paper due tomorrow and am on oreo ice cream...so. Let's...commence.
BEEEEEEEEEEEP
"Hey, all, hello
this message is for...MoJo.
I got sick of fanfic three hours ago.
I thought we were in one together, you know?
Within me is angst and woe
from my hair down to my big...toe.
I was supposed to have died three years ago?
Darn fanfic sinks so low.
My bike's ridin' to goshdarn slow.
Gotta go and mow
central park, all I got is a ho.
Bizzle fizzle, fo sho.
Get a tugboat and tow...
we can bo---
th sail and go
somewhere. My coats banged up, gotta sew.
I saw you flirtin with a guy named Joe.
Ooops, sorry, Jo-
you weren't supposed to know?
Well, I- ho-
pe you have a nice day, i need some Sweet'N'Low.
Those angels keep singing hark, hark, HAAAAAAAAARK...
Bye bye, MoJo, Love Mark."