Gender Confusion

by Painted Emotion

Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.

Bold text: Action.

Italicized Text: Thought.

Underlined Text: Very Important text.


Summary: Basically like another dare story. Kagome and Inuyasha get into an arguement because he doesn't think she could make it as a guy. Protesting that she can, and wanting to prove it, she makes a bet that she can make it longer as a male student than he could as a female. What kind of misadventure is ahead?
It was late on a Friday night. It was a peaceful night, that is, until the silence was broken by a loud smack along with a shout of surprise and anger.

"Hentai!" ::Smack!::

Miroku could be seen rubbing the tender red mark left on his cheek. "Why'd you do that?" he asked innocently.

"Because you grabbed my ass you hentai!"

"Oh, that's what that was... " He smiled a lecherous grin. "I was reaching for a pillow..."

"Yeah right..." Kagome muttered as she reached for another slice of pizza.

Sango stomped to where Kagome was and sat beside her, refusing to sit by the 'Iron Hentai' as he was called.

"Aww, Sango...why'd ya move?" he asked in a mock-hurt tone. She said nothing, only glared at him.

"Can't we just get on with the movie?" Inuyasha asked impatiently.

Kagome glanced at Inuyasha, then at his bandaged shoulder. "Do you need anything Inuyasha?"

"Huh?"

"Do you need anything." she repeated.

"Nah...just for the damn movie to start."

"Okay, okay.. Miroku, would you put the dvd in?"

"Which one?"

"Hmm..how about Insomnia?"

"Saw it." Sango said shortly. "Let's watch a horror movie."

"Well, there's Panic Room."

"Okay." They all agreed. So Miroku put the dvd in and sat back as it began.

Kagome's mind was somewhere else however...


Flashback

It was just after lunch and Kagome was walking back from her car. Sango couldn't go with her to lunch because she had to meet Miroku in the cafeteria. And as usual, Inuyasha was nowhere to be found. She held a McDonald's bag in one hand and a cup in the other. Her mind was lost in wondering how the Calculus test went the day before. She didn't even notice who was following her.

"Kagome!" a masculine voice called from behind her, snapping her out of her thoughts.

She turned around quickly to see Koga walking towards her. 'Oh crap.' she thought. She usually tried to avoid him at all costs. He had followed her from her graduation from highschool. She had done well at avoiding him-that is, until now.Wishing Inuyasha was there, she backed away. "Hi, Koga."

"Kagome-long time no see. I haven't seen ya since last week."

"Oh, sorry-I've um..been busy."

"Too busy to see me?" he asked as he snaked his arm around her waist, and pulled her closer to him. He inhaled her scent and grinned. "So, you taken any thought on what we talked about?"

'Moreless what you tried to force me into..' "Koga, please."

"Please what?" he asked, a perverted grin plastered on his face.

'He's worse than Miroku!' she thought as she tried to push away from him. "Please, I'm not interested in being with you Koga. Besides, you have Ayame."

"Ayame? Heh.. I dumped her three days ago. I told her it wouldn't work out because I had someone else. Poor girl. I know she must be torn right now...."

"Koga, let go, please! I need to get to class."

"Skip it."

"Let go!" she begged, trying to break free of his grasp.

"Kagome.." he inhaled her scent. "You're my woman."

"No! I'm not. Let go!" she said. He had her pinned to his chest and was nuzzling her hair.

"She said let go." a stern voice came from behind Koga.

Koga nearly knocked Kagome to the ground as he turned to see Inuyasha. "Ah, muttface..I hoped you wouldn't be around today..but I guess I was wrong."

"Yeah, you were." Inuyasha said as he lunged at Koga, who quickly whipped out his knife as Inuyasha came closer to him.

Kagome got up quickly to try to stop the fight. "Inuyasha, don't! You'll get in trouble!"

"I don't give a damn" he said as he punched Koga in the jaw.

"Inuyasha, please!" she said as he looked at her out of the corner of his eye. Koga took this opportunity and slashed his right arm. "Son of a bitch." Inuyasha cursed as he grabbed his arm. "You're gonna pay for that." He said as he gave Koga a black eye, and grabbed him from behind, using Koga's own knife against him. Both of Inuyasha's arms were wrapped firmly around Koga's neck, then he took his left arm and grabbed Koga's knife that was moving swiftly towards his injured arm once again. "Not this time This time I win." he said. Koga was gasping for air. "You won't be bothering Kagome anymore..and if I see you again, they'll carry you away in pieces." He said before letting go. Koga stumbled away gasping for air. Inuyasha dropped the bloodied knife to the concrete ground and grabbed his arm. Kagome ran up to him and stared at him.

"Inuyasha! Are you okay?"

"Hai, I'm fine..." he lied. His voice held a twinge of pain.

To his protest, she went and signed him and herself out early, then forced him into her car. "Come on, Inuyasha.' She said as she pulled out of the school parrking lot. "We've got to get your arm bandaged."

About five minutes later, they walked inside her home. "Go lay on the couch. I'll get the first aid kit out of the bathroom.

"Feh." he said, but walked into the living room, still holding his bleeding wound.

Kagome came out quickly with a damp cloth and some gauze, along with some rubbing alchohol. "This may hurt..." she said before wiping some of the alchohol onto his wound.

He hissed through clenched teeth. "Dammit."

"Sorry." she said. She then cut a strip of cotton cloth and applied it to the gash, then wrapped gauze around it. "There." she said, "But we need to change the bandage every few hours. Okay?"

"Fine.." he said as she cleaned up trash and put the first aid kit back up.

"I know, we'll invite Sango and Miroku over to watch movies later..... That way, I can keep an eye on you."

"Whaddya mean? I'm not some little brat who needs to be babysat!"

"Inuyasha, please.. I didn't mean it like that. I just want to help because if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't have been injured."

"Feh..."

"Inuyasha.." she said as she sat down beside him.

"Fine." he sighed.

"Thank you..." she said as she reached over and hugged him.

A bright red blush creeped to both of their faces when she broke away.

End Flashback


"Kagome."

"Kagome, snap out of it." Inuyasha said.

Kagome shook her head. "Eh? What's going on?"

"You were snoring, that's what was going on."

"I was not!"

"Were too."

"I was thinking, not asleep you baka!"

"Hmm..didn't know people snored while they thought."

"Oh shut up!"

Miroku and Sango sweatdropped. "How about we just watched the next movie?"

"Yeah." Sango agreed. 'Anything to stop the arguing.'

So Kagome finally sat back down and they started to watch Lord of the Rings.


End Chapter I.

Okay, it was over 1000 words....the next chapter leaves off at where this one ends-right after the second movie is over, ok? (I mean right after LOTR goes off.)

It will be basically the start of the 'bet/dare" thing...