John's POV
I was just walking down the road in a disguise of course. Sometimes I wish I could just walk down the street like a normal person... *CRASH*
"Oh love, I'm sorry!" I knocked over some lady and her shopping bags.
"No, it was my-" she looked at me just when I looked at her and then I had this funny feeling something I had never felt before. "Fault" she continued and then started to smile I couldn't help but smile back, I had no idea know what was wrong with me! I couldn't take my eye's off her, no matter how hard I tried!
"Here let me help you with your bags" I said trying to take my gaze off and pick up the bags but I still couldn't! Finally she took her eyes off of me and started to pick up some of the bags, I could finally do the same!
"Here I'll help you carry these to your home I've got no where to be..." I said as I started think about the guys Paul was with his girlfriend, George was writing a song, Ringo- well I don't know what Ringo is doing!"
"Oh thank you, I live in a house just down the street"
"Alright well I guess let's get going, oh here, I got that one" I said as I picked up the last bag she was trying to cram in her arms. Then we started walking.
"So what's your name?"
"Claire, and yours?" I suddenly remembered that I was John Lennon and I can't tell her that even if she would not drop her bags and scream but there were other girls around that would, so I had to make up something.
"Uh... it's ... Uh John... short? Yes! John short!" I said a little proud of myself that I came up with something right there on the spot.
"Oh that's nice, when you first said John I thought about John Lennon!"She giggle to herself when suddenly I saw her smile fade I turned around and saw this girl scream "JOHN LENNON?! ITS JOHN LENNON! I'M GOING DIE RIGHT HERE!" 'She probably will if she doesn't run!' I thought to myself. Right after a mob of screaming girls started running this way! I shifted the bags in my arms over to one arm and with the now free one I grabbed her hand and yelled.
"Run for it!" We started running and I pulled her around a sharp curve and against a wall.
"Ow!" She said in a whisper.
"Sorry love but you have to be quiet" I whisper as well.
I saw the screaming fans go by and I made sure we were clear of them before I started to walk I realized my mustache had practically fallen off through all the running I quickly stuck it back on and turned around toward her.
"Ok I think we are clear." I said grabbing her hand again just in case and because I wanted to. We started walking again and finally got to her house.
"Just set them on the table in here, follow me." She walled over to the table and I followed and set the bags on the table and started think 'ok first thing I need to do is find out if she has a boyfriend, I know she is not married because she doesn't have a ring. But I have to build up to it.'
"Would you like something to eat?"
"Um what have you got?" I asked not snooping through her refrigerator like I would with the guys.
"Would you like to stay for dinner?."
"I would think a pretty girl like you would be eating with her boyfriend."
"I don't have a boyfriend" she said plainly. 'Yes!' I screamed inside. I cleared my throat.
"Really?" Was all I could think of to say hoping she would change the subject.
"Yeah.." She said sadly. "So does roast beef, mashed potatoes, and rolls, sound good to you?"
"Wow! That would be great I haven't had a meal like that in ages!"
"Ok great I'll get started!" I then realized that if I had any chance with this girl I needed to tell her that I was really John Lennon... I walked over to her as she was at the stove cooking, I walked up and rubbed the back of my neck and took the mustache off and tried to tell her.
"Listen Claire ... Uh I really like you and so I have to be honest with you." She turned around.
"Yes?"
"Um no mustache it's kind of obvious who I am!"
"What are you talking about?"
"I'm John Lennon!"
"Yes? I knew that"
"How, my disguise?"
"It was obvious, to me at least.." She said that last part more quietly.
"Oh well-"
"So you really like me?"
"Well... Yeah!" She smiled to herself and there was a moment of silence. She started to walk over to the table with the plates. We sat down and started to eat when some on knocked on the door.
"Excuse me" she said as she went to go answer it. I heard a faint ' come on in before the person walked in the kitchen.
"Iris?!" I yelled in surprise
"John! What are you doing here?"
"Wait a minute you guys know each other?" Claire asked.
"Yeah, actually the reason I came over here will clear that up for you..." Iris almost mumbled.
"You Claire, I have been... Well... dating Ringo Starr and..."
"You have been dating Ringo Starr?! And you didn't tell me?!"
"Well we wanted to keep it a secret you know from the publicity not that you would tell anyone but we just didn't want to take any chances..."
"Well you see Ringo and I... Well we are going to have a baby!"
"What?!" Me and Claire said at the same time.
"Yeah, are you excited?"
"Oh Iris, this is amazing!" I walked up and hugged her.
"Um Iris you and Ringo aren't even married..."
"Yes.. but um were ok really it is all going to work out don't worry!"
So we all sat there and ate and talked mostly about Iris and her having a baby. When we left in a way Iris gave me a lift home but I was driving so... Yeah anyway I made plans with Claire for tomorrow evening and it was going to go great!
