IT HAS BEEN MEMORIZED
"Got it memorized?" Axel said and chuckled. He poked her hard on the chest again " well do you? do you?"
"God Damnit Axel you're annoying. Go annoy Roxas or Demyx or someone else besides me before your head memorizes my kunai."
Axel suddenly became very quite. He sat down, shoulders hunched, head down. He whimpered softly and Larxene glared at him. He ceased the whimpering and sat in silence for what seemed like forever.
Then he slowly looked up at the angered nymph. " Larxene" he squeaked softly.
"Shut up" she snapped, not even letting him speak. She glared at him viciously from over the top of her book. She watched him disappear in a swirling black portal and sighed in relief.
Axel appeared right behind her chair. He stealthily approached her chair from behind. He silently leaned down and said, "Hey…hey Larxene…got it memorized?"
Axel felt the pain of a hardback book being slammed into his face. He tried to get away when Larxene got up and launched herself at him. She tackled him down to the floor and pinned him down. She summoned a kunai into her hand and brought it down, aiming at his forehead " nighty night Axel" She said, right before he teleported away, and he kunai connected with the floor.
"damn, he got away" Larxene cursed and pried her kunai from the floor. She sighed and picked up her discarded book and sat back down in her chair. She recovered her lost page and muttered " one of these days I'll get him. Him and his damn catch phrase. I'll show him who's got it memorized." She giggled to herself then yelled at the empty room " Hear that Axel?" she laughed. " It has been memorized!"
((Author's Note: This is just the first of at least twelve misadventures with the Flurry of Dancing Flames and his loveable catchphrase "Got it memorized?". I know it's a stupid crack induced idea but I think its worth a few cheap laughs.))