"I'm stuck!" Deidara shouted to the retreating red head.
"What the hell do you mean 'you're stuck?!'" Sasori shouted back.
"I mean my tongue is stuck to the pole!"
It was a cold winter day with about five inches of fluffy white snow sitting on the ground below their feet. Sasori and Deidara stood at the entrance of the school with Deidara's hand resting on the metal railing while he yelled at the red head in pain.
It wasn't really an ordinary school, but actually it was one for people with special abilities or powers. It was nice to not have someone calling you a freak at every turn. This school was technically created to help kids with special abilities but most people know that really the government just wanted them out of their hair.
"Well what am I supposed to do about it?" Sasori leaned on the rail, gazing at his boyfriend's struggle to get one of his tongues off the cold iron.
"The same thing you did last time!" Dei exclaimed throwing his free hand in the air.
Sasori sighed. He knew the solution would hurt, but it had to be done. "I'm sorry." He whispered, placing his calloused hands around Dei's soft wrist. Deidara squinted his eyes shut waited for it.
He almost jerked back when he felt a pair of soft, warm lips touch his own. Almost.
He leaned into the kiss when suddenly a searing pain ripped through his hand making him jump backwards, almost losing his footing on the stairs.
"How many times do you have to get your tongue stuck to a pole to remember to keep your mouths shut?" Sasori sounded exasperated.
"Sorry, when I'm leaning against it it just happens. It's not my fault! By the way, that thing tastes fucking awful!" Dei exclaimed, shaking if hand and marching in a huff toward the school.
Sasori chuckled and followed his boyfriend to class.
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(A/N): So basically this will be a seldom updated series of oneshots based around different characters in Naruto. Some will be longer than others, but hopefully all will be cute or funny! Constructive criticism is always welcome!