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Third Person POV
Stephanie Meyer was sitting at a diner writing Twilight. It was a cold, gray, and rainy day in Forks. Stephanie looked up to the outside world to gather the sort of ambience that Forks presents itself with to get a feel of what a strange group of people may feel like to an entire lunchroom. She realized she wasn't in a lunchroom, of course, but the diner would have to do. She looked down at her hot chocolate to take another sip before she continued to write, but it was mostly gone, and what little puddle was left, was cold. She decided to write the rest of the cafeteria scene and that after-wards would get a refill of her warm hot chocolate. She had written up to the point where Jessica explains who the Cullens are. Jessica had already talked about Emmett and Rosalie and was now on to Alice and Jasper. She picked up her pencil and started to spell out Alice`s name A….L….I….C…CRACK! Stephanie`s pencil broke. Deterred, Stephanie decided this must be some sort of sign to take a break, get some hot chocolate, and resume in a minute. When she gets back from getting her hot chocolate she overlooks her misspelling of Alice`s name and continues on with the story. This had little ramifications to Stephanie Meyer as she did not realize her error, but to the world of Twilight, weird things where about to happen.
-As the Cullen`s walk in to Fork`s High Lunchroom—
"That`s Edward and Emmett Cullen, Rosalie, and Jasper Hale. The one on the left was Alic Cullen".
-Break from storyline as Stephanie Meyer writes it, and insert changes as they would occur to- -the characters of twilight as they are the only important part.-
As Alic and Jasper walk into the lunchroom, Alic goes to hold Jasper's hand.
"What are you doing!", asks Jasper.
"Well I was trying to hold your hand Jazzy Bear", as Alic cozies up to Jasper.
"AH! Get away from me!". Screams Jasper as Jasper pushes Alic away.
The whole cafeteria stares at the Cullens and Bella randomly drops an apple that she was about to take her first bite of, nobody catches it.
"But I love you Jasper, we got married!", shouts Alic.
The whole cafeteria gasps. The room gets so cold from the awkwardness expelled from Jasper that Jacob, who is randomly standing in the cafeteria, actually puts his shirt on.
"Alic, we`re like brothers, how and why would I marry you?
"Jasper! We got married, we've been married. Look at your left hand. Do you see that, yeah, that`s right, it's a ring. The ring I put on your finger when we got married," says Alic as he slowly starts to lose it.
Jasper grabs Alic by the arm and says,"look, you`re making a scene Alic . If his is some sort of joke you are trying to play, ha ha, you did it now cut it out." If this has anything with the gum I put in your hair, that will require you to cut a large portion of your hair to get out, this is too far."
"Yo dawgs, lets bizzle this dizzle", Said Emmett.
"I agree with Emmett, let`s leave", said Edward.
AN: I hope you enjoyed my first chapter on fanfiction ever, and I hope it isn`t a total fail. Please read and review. Thank you TeamEdward225 for helping me format this.