I saw Jessie outside Kissing James Last Night...





"I saw Jessie kissing James last night

Underneith the moon so big and bright

What a laugh it would have been

If Jessibelle only seen

Jessie kissing James outside last night"



"Then Team Rocket stomped and smached on Meoweth paws

It took all I could muster not to laugh at the sight

I admit that I could be wrong

But if Jessie has on a thong

James is going to have some fun tonight!"





"Oh well..." sighed the boy "There is alwase next time to tell you my love..." Then the 14 year old looking boy left. But unknown to him the badly beaten Meoweth sawt refuge in the bushes where he hid. "Wow look at dis', a luv letta'! Wonder what dis' weird ting says?!" the throbbing pawed cat pondered to itself.



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Dear Jessie,



I have loved you for all time, and to no ones dismay the love will not stop! So I've desited to tell you my love, that I've watched you from affar but this promis I will keep. Weather you love me back or not i'll alwase be there as a friend.







Love, Mondo





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"Aww... dis' is da' cutest ting I ever sawed!" sniffed the feline. "MEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!" it screamed as it steped down on its already swollen foot. "Remind me to kill dem when my claws grow back..."