It was 1984. Winston was walking alone, always alone. He knew that he wanted to be Oceania Idol but he also knew that big bro would never allow it because he had very good taste…in singers. So, he decided that the only way to break free of bro's control over him and for that matter all of the world i think was to get a SEX CHANGE!

"Don't do it, Winston!" said Julia.

"Julia I am sorry, but Oceania Idol is more important to me than you and our love," Winston insisted.

"NOOOOOOOO!" said Julia.

Julia was very sad because Winston couldn't be her boyfriend anymore.

Winston then went to the best hospital in all of Oceania and asked for a vagina.

"Well, Winston, I am afraid that we are out of stock at the moment."

"Darn," said Winston.

"WAIT" screamed Julia!

"what."

"Here…..take mine. IT IS the only way we can still be together."

"A double sex change!how can i ever repay you?"

"your love is the only payment i require."

Meanwhile, big bro was watching from the window which he had to bend down to see through because he was SOOO big.

"Fuck those two are getting on my nerves" said big bro surreptitiously.

MEANWHILE

"Ok," said Simon. "It looks it is time for you to begin to sing."

The contestants were all very nervous and some of them were so nervous that they pulled a Nyu and the floor was wet. A fat man in a shirt walked up to the microphone and began to sing.

"Aaaaaahhhhhh," sand the fat man.

"Fat man you are no good at singing," said Simon. "As a matter of fact, you are so bad, that we are going to add you to the TV show."

However, big bro did not approve of this because he had very good taste in music. He could tell that the fat man did not know a THING about singing. Especially, pitch.

"Big bro…." said the chick from American Idol, "Don't you know about TV ratings?"

"Srsly dog," said Randy.

But big bro was not to be messed with! He messed up the fat man very well by stepping on him.

"Poop" said Simon.

Then it was Winston's turn to sing. He was ready.

"Always i wanna be no strangers to love just like a tattoo and i don't wanna be an american shoulder lean its a love story baby just say oops i did it again"

Simon was speechless which was a first. The woman from american idol was wet. The other one who wis black is randy and he kept his cool and applauded. Big bro gave winston a stony glance.

"That was very okay Winston" said big bro "but you are no sokka. Still it is one of the best performances i have ever heard so i will not step on you."

yea said winston.

"But i do not approve of your sex change. That was stupid. I am going to change it back."

"yes!" said Winston.

"awww" said julia who had realized how much better a penis is than a vigina. it was so much easier to masturbate and go to the bathroom. IN fact julia had not used a single toilet because she had been only pissing in people's flowerpots that she passed on the way JUST BECAUSE SHE COULD.

Then big bro changed them back. and winston was oceania idol until sokka came back and fucked him up.

THE END