Davis Discovers Haircuts
How Daisuke Found Out About Solving the Problem of Long Hair
I, Colony, own nothing here.
Daisuke was having fun using his spoon to eat his cereal, but his hair got milk in it.
"Aauugh! I hate it when that happens," Daisuke complained. To help fix this, he scooped up some cereal, leaned his head way back, and swallowed. He started to choke.
"*Cough cough* No, that won't work." Daisuke ate a donut instead.
* * *
Daisuke met Ken at the park.
"Man, Daisuke," said Ken. "Your hair is 'fro-ing."
"Coolage," said Daisuke.
"Actually, Daisuke, you should get a haircut. Your hair goes down to the back of your knees."
"A haircut? what is that?"
Ken rolled his eyes. "It's when you cut your hair so it's shorter. Come on, I'll take you to a barber shop."
The two went to a nearby barber shop. Daisuke stopped and stared at the pole.
"Wow," he said. "It just spins, and spins, and spins some more. Why is that there, Ken?"
"So you know that it's a barber shop."
"But don't the big letters on the sign that say 'BARBER SHOP' give it away?"
"Yeah, yeah. I don't know why, Daisuke. Ask the barber inside."
They went in and Ken paid for Daisuke's haircut. A barber came by and put Daisuke in a hair. Then he grabbed the coat and put it over davis.
"Oh. I don't need it, I'm not cold," said Daisuke.
"No," said the barber. "This is here so you won't get hair on you."
Daisuke looked puzzled, but the barber began cutting off his hair. Daisuke just sat there perplexed.
When the barber finished, he spun the chair around, and Daisuke saw himself.
"My hair is small," He said.
"Yep," said Ken.
"All because that dude cut it. WOW! AMAZING! I HAVE TO CALL TAKERU!" Daisuke rushed to the phone and dialed Takeru's number.
"Takaishi residence," Takeru's voice sounded.
"Where did that phone come from?" said the perplexed Ken.
"TBS, it's Daisuke."
"I'm starting to get tired of these phone calls, Daisuke."
"But TQ, I know how you can make your hair shorter!"
"A haircut?"
"Yeah! Get down here!"
Daisuke hung up and turned to the barber and said, "You are a good man. I'm telling all of my friends about you."
Daisuke went outside with a pair of scissors, much to Ken's horror.
"Wow, I can help people out here on the street just by cutting their hair."
An old lady walked by.
Hmm, thought Daisuke. She's got some pretty long hair.
"Hold still," he said to her. "Let me cut your hair."
Daisuke began snipping at her hair with his scissors. The lady began slapping him and struggled to gat away.
"You insane weirdo!" screamed the old lady.
Daisuke then saw Ken and ran over to him, scissors snipping.
"No, Daisuke! No!"
Too late. Daisuke had cut a huge chunk out of Ken's long hair. Ken watched it fall to the ground. He ran inside the barber shop, followed by Daisuke. He saw himself in the mirror, and looked at Daisuke, and screamed. So did Daisuke.
Ken: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Daisuke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
* * *
Ken and Daisuke were sent to the hospital because they both bursted a lung.
The barber got better business after a recovered Daisuke told everyone about him.
It took six months for Ken's hair to grow back.
Takeru attempted to have his phone number changed, but thought his relatives wouldn't like it.
Jun wrote a new book called "Chrissy, Eric, and My Brother."
How Daisuke Found Out About Solving the Problem of Long Hair
I, Colony, own nothing here.
Daisuke was having fun using his spoon to eat his cereal, but his hair got milk in it.
"Aauugh! I hate it when that happens," Daisuke complained. To help fix this, he scooped up some cereal, leaned his head way back, and swallowed. He started to choke.
"*Cough cough* No, that won't work." Daisuke ate a donut instead.
* * *
Daisuke met Ken at the park.
"Man, Daisuke," said Ken. "Your hair is 'fro-ing."
"Coolage," said Daisuke.
"Actually, Daisuke, you should get a haircut. Your hair goes down to the back of your knees."
"A haircut? what is that?"
Ken rolled his eyes. "It's when you cut your hair so it's shorter. Come on, I'll take you to a barber shop."
The two went to a nearby barber shop. Daisuke stopped and stared at the pole.
"Wow," he said. "It just spins, and spins, and spins some more. Why is that there, Ken?"
"So you know that it's a barber shop."
"But don't the big letters on the sign that say 'BARBER SHOP' give it away?"
"Yeah, yeah. I don't know why, Daisuke. Ask the barber inside."
They went in and Ken paid for Daisuke's haircut. A barber came by and put Daisuke in a hair. Then he grabbed the coat and put it over davis.
"Oh. I don't need it, I'm not cold," said Daisuke.
"No," said the barber. "This is here so you won't get hair on you."
Daisuke looked puzzled, but the barber began cutting off his hair. Daisuke just sat there perplexed.
When the barber finished, he spun the chair around, and Daisuke saw himself.
"My hair is small," He said.
"Yep," said Ken.
"All because that dude cut it. WOW! AMAZING! I HAVE TO CALL TAKERU!" Daisuke rushed to the phone and dialed Takeru's number.
"Takaishi residence," Takeru's voice sounded.
"Where did that phone come from?" said the perplexed Ken.
"TBS, it's Daisuke."
"I'm starting to get tired of these phone calls, Daisuke."
"But TQ, I know how you can make your hair shorter!"
"A haircut?"
"Yeah! Get down here!"
Daisuke hung up and turned to the barber and said, "You are a good man. I'm telling all of my friends about you."
Daisuke went outside with a pair of scissors, much to Ken's horror.
"Wow, I can help people out here on the street just by cutting their hair."
An old lady walked by.
Hmm, thought Daisuke. She's got some pretty long hair.
"Hold still," he said to her. "Let me cut your hair."
Daisuke began snipping at her hair with his scissors. The lady began slapping him and struggled to gat away.
"You insane weirdo!" screamed the old lady.
Daisuke then saw Ken and ran over to him, scissors snipping.
"No, Daisuke! No!"
Too late. Daisuke had cut a huge chunk out of Ken's long hair. Ken watched it fall to the ground. He ran inside the barber shop, followed by Daisuke. He saw himself in the mirror, and looked at Daisuke, and screamed. So did Daisuke.
Ken: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Daisuke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
* * *
Ken and Daisuke were sent to the hospital because they both bursted a lung.
The barber got better business after a recovered Daisuke told everyone about him.
It took six months for Ken's hair to grow back.
Takeru attempted to have his phone number changed, but thought his relatives wouldn't like it.
Jun wrote a new book called "Chrissy, Eric, and My Brother."