A/N I think this story is hilarious! I'm sorry if you got offended for me making Lindsay sound stupid. It's just that I picture her saying something like that. Anyway sorry if you were offended but I hope you liked it.
Lindsay P.O.V
OMG! * gasp* I have a date with Noah (Tyler) tonight. I have to get ready. She took her shower and put her outfit on and her makeup.
She looked in the mirror and said that should do it.
She walked out to her car and got in. She turned on the radio and was listening to the Jonas Brothers. She put on her seat belt and drove off to Tyler's house.
Tyler P.O.V
Wow I have a date with Lindsay tonight.
I think I'm going to get a tan. Tyler thought.
He walked up to his roof and sun bathed naked. Apparently he fell asleep and burned his manhood.
Oh no! What am I going to do on the date? Maybe it's not that bad. I'll just deal with it. Tyler said.
Soon Lindsay arrived at his house.
She walked in and said Hi Noah!
No Lindsay I'm Tyler. Tyler said.
Oh right. Sorry Noah. Lindsay said.
Ugh forget it. Tyler mumbled.
Lindsay P.O.V
I walked up to Noah's (Tyler) house.
I rung the doorbell ad walked in.
I said Hi and then we sat on the couch.
We started watching a movie but then we kissed. He started moving around weirdly.
He told me he had to go use the bathroom so I said ok and just waited.
He was taking awhile. I wonder what he was doing.
Tyler P.O.V
I was kissing Lindsay when the sunburn started itching and burning like crazy.
I told her I needed the bathroom and she said ok.
I ran to the bathroom and my manhood calmed down.
I then went back and started kissing Lindsay again.
Lindsay P.O.V
Tyler came back and we started kissing again. After a few minutes he started acting weird again. He said he was going to the kitchen. I nodded.
Why is he acting weird? I think I'm going to leave. Lindsay said.
Tyler P.O.V
Ugh stupid manhood!
I was kissing Lindsay again until it started burning again.
I told her I needed to go to the kitchen. She said ok so I left.
I thought for a moment. What gets rid of sunburn? I thought.
I snapped my fingers and opened the fridge. I took a glass and some milk.
I poured the milk and put my manhood inside.
Ahh that's much better. I closed my eyes and sighed in relief.
Lindsay P.O.V
I walked in the kitchen and saw Noah (Tyler) with his manhood in milk!
Omg! I yelled.
Noah (Tyler) was startled and dropped the glass. He started blushing.
Umm... I said.
Lindsay it's not what it looks like. Tyler said.
No its ok I get it. I said.
You do? He said surprised.
Ya. I never knew that's how you guys loaded those things up! I said.
What um no. Tyler said.
Well I came here to tell you I have to leave. Thanks for tonight. Bye.
Lindsay said happily. And then she left.
Tyler P.O.V
Apparently Lindsay saw the whole milk thing.
She said she never knew that's how we loaded them up!
I mean really! She thought I was loading it up! Wow.
After that she left and I was just in shock.
After a while I just down on the couch and said " Well... That was interesting." And then I soon fell asleep.
Hahaha omg I think this is hilarious! I'm sorry if you like Lindsay but I just think she would say something like that so I put it. Anyway I didn't mean to offend anyone and I hope you liked it.