UGH! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM! I HATE HIM!

Here I am walking along the streets, down to my apartment COVERED in splotches of Green and White.

Oh, he was SOO going to pay..

Flashback:

"Tenten," Neji, my sparring partner signaled time for a quick break.

I put down all of my scrolls on the grass and released the seal on my weapons, sending them back from the attack I used.

We spar everyday, and it's ALWAYS the same. I sweat, get angry, throw weapons carelessly, and he wins. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

I walked over to the shade of the tree where Neji and Lee were waiting for me to eat our lunches.

"Yosh! I have a GREAT idea!" Lee was practically jumping out of his spandex...thankfully that didn't ACTUALY happen.

"Lee, you think that all of your ideas are great, and usually they involve you and Sakura-san and they go completely as expected: " I paused, waiting for Neji to finish my sentence, he gladly obliged.

"They fail." He said, and took a small bite out of his onigiri.

"COME ON! This is GREAT! I say, we play...Drum roll please!" crickets chirped and I swear you could hear the sweat drop slide down my face.

"PAINTBALL!" (A/N OOH! Didn't see that one coming, did'ya?)

"..."

"..." I think Lee's eyebrows raped his brain.

All of a sudden, Gai-sensei pops up out of nowhere.

"WHAT A GREAT IDEA, LEE!"

Gai reached behind his back and pulled out three paintball guns. From where these came from, I don't even WANT to know...

Mine was Red.

Lee's was Green. (Honestly, do you think he'd have any other color?)

And Neji's was White.

Let the Chaos begin!

We grabbed the protective vests from behind a bush, (again, DON"T WANNA KNOW)

And started.

I quickly ran behind a tree and masked my chakra, then I jumped out at lee and hit him three times on his vest.

"I've been hit! I'm gonna die!" Lee was WAAAAY too overdramatic for his own good.

I reached my hand down to pick him up when...

"HA!" Lee jumped back up and landed eight hits to my front side.

I quickly began to search for Neji.

But, I should NEVER underestimate a Byakugan user.

I hide behind a tree when suddenly, I feel a light breeze on the back of my neck...

"Boo" I shivered and jumped as he fires his gun at me, I was too busy running to take note of how many times he had hit. Damn him and his 'all-seeing' eyes.

I ran to a nearby pond and froze at the sight of my reflection. My face was COVERED in splatters of green and white paint, but...why was my ass hurting?

I turn around and see the reflection of my VERY ruined rear end. On the back of my dark red pants, in white, splattered paint, was the word: PANDA.

"DAMN YOU HYUUGA!!!!!" I screamed so loud, Neji's ears were ringing from the sound. Oh. He was going to PAY!

I stormed over to Neji, who was sitting calmly at the base of a tree, and screamed.

"FUCK YOU!" and walked away, an evil smile gracing my lips.

End flashback

(Man, that was a LONG flashback...anyhow, back to the story!)

I walked inside of my small apartment and made my down the hall to the "junk room". Ever since my parents died, I have kept everything from our old house. Sometimes I would even find some old weapons up there to practice with!
The reason I was looking in the junk room today was to dig up an old trunk filled with my great-grandmothers old clothes. You see, my family has a legacy of being the weirdest clan in Konoha. Besides not having last names, we had very strange personalities. I was a tomboy with an obsession with sharp objects, my mother was an animal lover, and so she only fed us vegan stuff. (I would always sneak out and get beef ramen after dinner, though!) My Grandmother was a well-known Taijutsu-type who had incredible speed that could have rivaled that of my teammate, Rock Lee.

But my great-grandmother was the weirdest so far, and I was about to dig up her "interesting" past. She was Wicca. She believed in fortune luck and destiny, (much like a certain Hyuuga we all know...) and would base all of her predictions on the Chinese zodiac. (Which is partially the reason behind my name and clothes preference...)

But, the weirdest part is that she was 100 Goth. Yup. She did the whole, black clothes/black makeup strictly thing...but it looked really cool!

I found the trunk underneath piles of old photo albums and a box of my baby clothes.

I fished around for the key in my pocket and clicked the lock.

Now. You may be wondering how all of this is tied together with my revenge plan. Well, Neji is a genius, he could see through any prank or sabotage, so I came up with a different approach: mess with his mind.

And this was the perfect way to do it.

Inside the trunk was an endless supply of black clothing, makeup, and various packs of tarot cards, and don't forget the crystal ball!

Everything I needed was in here. My plan is coming together nicely.

I smirked and took everything that was inside the trunk to my room. Time to get to work...