O,k. This is my first ever fan fiction so have mercy! For I am a crappy writer! All reviews are welcome! Flames and all!

Disclaimer: Yes, I do own Inuyasha. I also own a pink elephant, a jaguar and I eat trees.

Teenagers these days

Chapter 1

T'was a fine sunny morning, as Kagura stomped down the stairs for breakfast. 'Urgh…Monday, I hate Mondays.' She thought as she was welcomed into the gleaming kitchen (Naraku was a clean freak) by a cloud of black smoke and chorus of "Good morning big sishta!" from her two youngest siblings Kanna and Hakudoushi.

Kagura snorted in disgust and slumped into the nearest chair.

She squinted through the black smoke for her father and snorted as she spotted him wearing a white floppy chef's hat and mumbling angrily to himself as he turned over his now burned scrambled eggs.

"Cursed eggs, horrible quality, never buying these again, stupid salesman said they were very good…good my a-"

"Morning dad!" Kagura interrupted before Naraku could finish his sentence. Naraku spun around to see who dared to interrupt his complaining when he spotted his eldest teenage daughter.

"oh, its you, hold on a sec…" He turned off the stove and turned to face Kagura putting on a big fake smile. Kagura noticed he had something in his teeth.

"Would you like some eggs dearest Kagura?" He said sweetly. She raised an eyebrow and said "er…no thanks, I'll just have some toast on the way to school." Kagura snatched a slice of bread off Kanna's plate "Hey that's mine!" and started to make her way out when Naraku ran up to her and said in a worried voice "But you must eat well! Remember breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

Kagura looked into the burnt black saucepan and gave a look of disgust at the burnt mess inside.

"Whatever" And with that, Kagura grabbed her books and left, slamming the door behind her.

Naraku sighed loudly and went back to the kitchen. He opened the bin lid with his foot and dumped the eggs, and turned around to leave when he looked down at the burnt saucepan and threw it in the bin aswell.

Naraku flopped down into a chair and massaged his temples. Hakudoushi gave up trying to swallow Naraku's 'creation' which was burnt banana on burnt toast with burnt peanuts. He chucked it in the bin while Naraku had his head in his hands. "See ya later dad!" He yelled as he walked out the front door, Naraku didn't bother to reply and just waved his hand dismissively.

Suddenly, Naraku jerked his head up and noticed Kanna sill sitting there staring at him.

"Er…Kanna? Don't you think you should go to school now?"

"Hmm? Oh yes……" And without taking her eyes off Naraku, she slowly got up, gently lifted her books off the table, and quietly shut the door.

Naraku stared after her for a while, then he made the most of being alone by letting out a wail and burying his head in his arms sobbing noisily.

DING DONG!

Naraku stopped crying immediately and leapt to his feet. He ran to the door and let out a squeal of delight as he found that it was his older brother Kagewaki.

As soon as Naraku wrenched the door open Kagewaki (unshaved, filthy and unemployed) pushed past Naraku, slumped into the squashy purple sofa and turned on the TV flipping the channels with the remote.

Naraku, who was taken by surprise at Kagewaki's actions, was left standing at the door with his arms outstretched in the attempt of giving his big brother a hug.

He slowly lowered his arms, closed the door and strolled over to the sofa to try and make conversation.

"so…er..hows it going?" Kagewaki grunted. Naraku tried again.

"oh…ok, and um…why are you here?"

"Didn't wanna pay the electricity bill, got cut off" Kagewaki replied without taking his eyes off the TV screen.

"oh really?" said Naraku acting as if this was a perfectly normal conversation. "so how are you going to pay for it?" Kagewaki said nothing.

Naraku gave up and sat down next to his brother letting out a big sigh. He glanced at Kagewaki to see if he had noticed. Which he hadn't. Naraku tried again with a louder obvious sigh. Damn, no luck.

This time he gave a forced manly cough. Kagewaki finally noticed, he sighed irritably, turned off the TV and turned to face his annoying little brother.

"What's up squirt?" "Oh Kagi…" Naraku's lip trembled and he cracked.

"IM SUCH A FAILURE! I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A FATHER! WAAAAHHH!" He threw himself onto Kagewaki crying his heart out on Kagewaki's chest.

Kagewaki, who seemed used to this kind of behaviour, patted Naraku on the back and said flatly "there there, let it all out now." He looked longingly at the blank TV screen.

Naraku explained his situation through sobs "It's just that sob Kagura doesn't seem to like me anymore and sniff I don't know what to do!" He was about to throw himself on to Kagewaki to have a good wail again when Kagewaki stood up suddenly which made Naraku receive a faceful of sofa.

Kagewaki paced up and down the room thoughtfully "hmm…I think…yeah…GIT!" He pointed an accusing finger at Naraku.

Naraku lifted his head out of the sofa and stared at him with red bloodshot eyes.

"Not you too! I get enough of that from Kagura…"

"No! That guy, um, what's his name? He wrote that book." Kagewaki resumed pacing the room when it hit him, he slapped a dirty hand to his forehead "Flubbergitz!"

"Huh?" Naraku looked puzzled, then his expression cleared as he understood what his brother was raving on about.

"oohh, you mean DR.FLIBBERGITZ!" Naraku jumped off the sofa and ran to his wardrobe ("aha! Found it!") where he took out a very thick heavy book. He heaved it onto the table which made everything around it tremble.

He opened it and ran a finger down the contents page. "aha! HOW TO READ AND ACT AROUND A TEENAGER" Naraku seemed very excited and started reading feverishly.

Kagewaki plopped back onto the squashy sofa and turned on his beloved TV.

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