But The Other Mother wasn't always evil and vile and disgusting. She was once as sweet as honey. Unfortunately, Nobody saw her for her personality. They saw her for her looks. She Had Polymelia, Meaning she Had four legs, and couldn't run at all. She also had the only recorded case of Oculipsumosis, meaning she was born with big black buttons in her eyes. Everyone Ridiculed and teased her, and even her own parents were disgusted by her. So She ran away. She ran Far away, all the way to the Oregon country. There, she found a deep sink, and decided, she might as well kill herself. So she Jumped. Instead of Death, she found an infinite white space. She then Saw that she was controlling the worlds functions. Just then, she came up with an idea that turned her into what she is now. She would eat children's souls, and then use them to both have revenge to all the parents, and to make her immortal. She is now most likely rocking back and forth as her child side expresses her sorrow. I regret saying this but, I cant help but to feel a bit sorry for her.
I didn't know how to end this story soooooo.
Mama mia pupa piaaaa, baby gado diarrhea.
HAPPY BIRTHMAS EVERYBODY!