Better make it two

by CherryChocolate

Iroh has a new hobby, Zuko isn't perfect, Katara has three lines to yell and I don't own the Avatar.New chapter: The darkest day in Fire Nation history.

1. Lost

Zuko: "I'll save you from the pirates!"

Three minutes later.

Katara, (tied to a tree): Go and jump to a river. I will never betray my friends!

Zuko: I need to capture the Avatar to restore something I've lost.
(Dramatic look to the river).
"My honor."

Zuko: (moves behind Katara).
"And maybe in exchange I can restore something you've.."
("?...whatthetoadduck!")

Silence.

"As I was saying, something you have lost..."
Katara: "My moth... (confused frown.)

„My hair-loopy pins?!?"

Iroh: "Cut!! Zuko!! Hair-loopy pins...?
Loopy pins?? What were you thinking?? You've lost your honor AND her mother's necklace??
How can I make a scene like this?? AH?? It seems to me that you've lost your memory too!! If you don't get it right, I'm sure Jet will be happy to replace you.

Oh, this industry is bad for my stomach...
Can somebody PLEASE make me a cup of tea?? No, better make it two.
On the second thought, just give me the whole pot. And I want an umbrella.

Yes, I'm SURE I want an umbrella with my tea. A pink one. please.

Where's the script now... oh.
I've lost it.