20 WAYS TO ANNOY NARUTO

Special thanks to Delaney Shea for the idea to do Naruto, and Jessica for supporting me once again!!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto or any of it's characters. If I did I would add some fan girls and make myself a character and Kakashi's Wife.

1.steal all his ramen (bwahahaha)

2.say sasuke kissed sakura

3.tell naruto sasuke is going out with sakura

4.tell him sakura is dead

5.tell him she was murdered

6. tell him sasuke is the person that killed her

7. sick fangirls on him

8. if he starts to like them use poison gas on them

9. take pictures and use them as blackmail

10. force him to see Gai in a thong

11.ask him why he likes sakura

12.repedidly

13.for a month

14.kill sasuke

15.kill sakura

16.kill iruka

17.say you've seen kakashi's face

18.tell him how it looked

19.skip on the details

20.show him this list

Naruto's reaction to Gai in a thong:

Naruto: eeeewwwwwww!!!

Gai: -in good guy pose-the power of youth is over whelming!

Naruto: -pukes-

Gai: THE VOMIT OF YOUTH!!!

Naruto: -slits throat with kunai-

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PS I don't have anything against sasuke, sakura, and iruka