My Summer Vacation
by: Fox McCloud
Authors Note: I do not own Fox McCloud or anything else mentioned in this fan fic. I just have a lot of time on my hands and was feeling lazy. This fan fic will not make sense but if it does then you are one of the elite who thinks like me.
POV a very very full of pride Fox McCloud
Scene: Everyone is on the Great Fox(named after me of course) sitting in the new Multi-Million dollar theater I just imagined in there. Slippy is munching on his favorite treat, just pretend it to be whatever, Peppy is reading his magazines, use your own imagination. Rob is being a robot because he is one and he was not interested in my vacation. If I left anyone out then that would be Falcos problem in the baby sitting room. Poor Guy, yeah right :)
Fox: Now everyone giveth me thine attention. Cast your eyes on my lovely summer. THAT'S AN ORDER!
Fox: No crowd responses please or I shoot. Thankies to everyone who is not dead.
Fox: I began my vacation on my computer planning a wonderful trip to the living room with my remote. I picked up my hackers book and began to wonder at the author and just gave up and turned on the TV. I surfed the channels endlessly and using my dry sense of humor; I switched to the commerical channel and got my pen.
Slippy: Fox, Mister Fox, Please Fox, This has no importance to your story.
Fox: This is my story and you're being teleported to Muppet Babies. So therises. Say hi to Kermit.
The room empties with out Fox noticing so Fox continues on...
Fox: I found Link's cartoon being auctioned on ebay since I use Fox TV, that belongs to someone else I think, I decided not to buy it. Then I switched to my cablevision and found his cartoon on and decided to humor myself again--just to make fun of Link and party since they are not as perfect as me. As a matter of fact I am so perfect my dialog can be ungrammatical coorrect and the world of English bows to me and my epic vocabulary. On to more important topics. Mario, Link, other smash bros characters not included intentionally for fear of embrassment to them of course, can not compare to me. Besides I bought out the tourment and Master Hand has a new warm leather glove for the Holidays. Red and Green color for the joy. I could go on for ever and ever and ever.
Authors note: At this time the tape breaks and Wolfen starts to go mad in his jail cell shouting something about curel and unusual punishment....
Authors Note: I do not own Fox McCloud or anything else mentioned in this fan fic. I just have a lot of time on my hands and was feeling lazy. This fan fic will not make sense but if it does then you are one of the elite who thinks like me.
POV a very very full of pride Fox McCloud
Scene: Everyone is on the Great Fox(named after me of course) sitting in the new Multi-Million dollar theater I just imagined in there. Slippy is munching on his favorite treat, just pretend it to be whatever, Peppy is reading his magazines, use your own imagination. Rob is being a robot because he is one and he was not interested in my vacation. If I left anyone out then that would be Falcos problem in the baby sitting room. Poor Guy, yeah right :)
Fox: Now everyone giveth me thine attention. Cast your eyes on my lovely summer. THAT'S AN ORDER!
Fox: No crowd responses please or I shoot. Thankies to everyone who is not dead.
Fox: I began my vacation on my computer planning a wonderful trip to the living room with my remote. I picked up my hackers book and began to wonder at the author and just gave up and turned on the TV. I surfed the channels endlessly and using my dry sense of humor; I switched to the commerical channel and got my pen.
Slippy: Fox, Mister Fox, Please Fox, This has no importance to your story.
Fox: This is my story and you're being teleported to Muppet Babies. So therises. Say hi to Kermit.
The room empties with out Fox noticing so Fox continues on...
Fox: I found Link's cartoon being auctioned on ebay since I use Fox TV, that belongs to someone else I think, I decided not to buy it. Then I switched to my cablevision and found his cartoon on and decided to humor myself again--just to make fun of Link and party since they are not as perfect as me. As a matter of fact I am so perfect my dialog can be ungrammatical coorrect and the world of English bows to me and my epic vocabulary. On to more important topics. Mario, Link, other smash bros characters not included intentionally for fear of embrassment to them of course, can not compare to me. Besides I bought out the tourment and Master Hand has a new warm leather glove for the Holidays. Red and Green color for the joy. I could go on for ever and ever and ever.
Authors note: At this time the tape breaks and Wolfen starts to go mad in his jail cell shouting something about curel and unusual punishment....