Summery: A sequel to my other story "Tiny Criminals" due to another messed up jutsu courtesy of Tobi half the Akatsuki are de-aged to the age and mind of small children. So of course their remaining partners have to take care of them. Which babysitter will crack first, and what kind of havoc will be dished out. Read and find out.
Chapter 1: Another Jutsu
The Akatsuki were sitting around the kitchen, Hidan, covered in blood from sacrificing some poor person who was camping to close to the base.
"It's strangely quiet." Itachi muttered.
"Hey, where's Tobi, un?" Deidara asked.
"Yeah, where is the little piece of shit?" Hidan asked.
"Must you swear so constantly?" Kakazu asked.
"Got a problem you—" Hidan started but the rest of his sentence was cut off by, an annoying voice.
"LEADER-SAMA! EVERYONE!"
"Well there's Tobi." Sasori said.
"And there goes the silence." Konan said.
Tobi ran into the room. "Tobi has made another jutsu!"
"It won't shrink us again will it, un?" Deidara asked.
"No!" Tobi said.
"What will it do?" Kisame asked.
"Well that's what Tobi wants to try out!" Tobi said.
"Why not try it out on your rabbit?" Zetsu asked. "Maybe it will kill it. The evil thing."
"Peanut is not evil!" Tobi said.
"Didn't it try to eat Zetsu?" Itachi asked.
"Peanut was hungry and he thought Zetsu-san was food." Tobi defended.
"Enough," Pein said. "Tobi if you are going to do it, just do it already."
"Kodomo no jutsu." Tobi said a long with some hand signs. A cloud of smoke enveloped: Zetsu, Deidara, Hidan, Itachi, and Pein then disappeared a long with those members. "Tobi! What did you do this time!" Konan yelled, which was followed by four childish screams and movement to separate corners of the room. In each corner, stood a child, cowering in fear, but there was also a child standing defiantly where the disappeared members once stood. "What's just happened?" Sasori asked. "Who are you?" asked the child standing in the center of the room. "We are the Akatsuki." Kisame said. "What are the Akatsuki, I have never heard of them." the child said. "Why not tell us who you are." Konan said. The child seemed to study them first before answering. "I'm Itachi Uchiha."