SUMMERY: What would happen if a strange human girl combined the: Inuyasha world, Yu Yu Hakusho world, and her own world, by the accidental assistance of a pickle, tooth paste tube, and a scary Hobo? One word: Hell.

Chapter 1: Pickles, Tooth Paste, And Hobos Are Evil

May was a girl who could never pull off grace, elegancy, or even politeness. She was random, and loud with a great gift of sarcasm. She was mistrustful to most people and hated men. Yes, HATED men. She was trying not to in her own way, but she had never had good experiences with them. But, we will not get into that.

May had long wavy brown hair that came to her waist and was always tied back. She had beautiful oval brown eyes and thick black lashes so she didn't need any mascara, not that she'd ever wear any. May was not girly, not in any sense of the word. She loved to lounge around in strange positions, like her favorite, crouching like Inuyasha and glaring at people who looked at her funny.

May wore a long sleeved, baggy, red and black striped shirt. After all, red and black were her favorite colors, as well as white. She wore baggy black denim pants and to top it all off a kaki tan colored fishing hat, but she wore a different hat every day. This was her outfit of choice.

Our story begins on a Saturday when May was just waking up.

May groaned as she sat up. Her head hurt. Why? She had to think on that one, "Okay… my head is hurting… and I DON'T remember why… OH YAH!" She smiled when she finally remembered, "I got beaten up again! Man, after so many times of this happening you'd think I'd remember… no… wait." She tapped her finger against her chin for a minute, "… Maybe because this has happened so many times is WHY I can't remember! Yah, that makes sense… I'm talking to myself again." She pouted as she rolled out of bed and landed on her stuffed killer whale, Spot.

She stood up and instantly fell back down, whining all the while. She stood up AGAIN and this time achieved full standing stature. She then yawned, turned on her TV, and popped some Easter chocolate in her mouth. Who ever said chocolate wasn't breakfast was crazier than May.

After waiting impatiently for Sonic The Hedge Hog to end, she smiled and hopped up and down as Yu Yu Hakusho began. After that would be Inuyasha. The anime gods were being kindly disposed to her today! She watched her two favorite shows happily, though she had already watched every show in each series, she still enjoyed it.

After watching the heaven sent shows she loved so much, she sat up and put her classic clothes on, sweater and baggy pants. Little did she know that as she did this a scary hobo broke into her bathroom window.

The hobo had a swirling eye and was holding a faded book covered in black leather. There was a picture of black dragon and a purple jewel carved into the front. The hobo muttered things about how the book was cursed before leaving the book half on half off the counter, and swiftly jumping back out where he had come in.

May walked into the bathroom and stretched yet again. She growled softly to herself, convinced that somewhere in her body lay the genes of a wolf.

May began walking towards the counter, unaware of the pickle her little sister had randomly decided to put on the bathroom floor last night. This is to say, she slipped on it.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF TEA AND BISCUTS!" She managed to shout before flipping in the air, landing on a tooth paste tube she had dropped last night, watching the cap fly off, and witness it hit a mysterious book she had never seen before.

The book flipped slightly before landing at her feet, its pages revealed to her. May blinked, that had all gone awfully fast, and since when did this book appear? She kneeled down next to it, momentarily forgetting about the Colgate smothered allover her foot.

Let one who's innocent,

Call it together,

Using a pickle,

And an eagle's feather,

Three world's as one,

Romance a bliss,

Trouble and character,

YYH,

IY.

May blinked. The last five abbreviations she knew well, after all they nearly spelled out all she lived for. Yu Yu Hakusho and Inuyasha. She soon noticed the eagle's feather that was sticking out of the book's spine.

"Alright, this is bizarre." She grabbed the eagle's feather, "It says one who's innocent, and also mentions a pickle and this eagle's feather that was so conveniently here. Okay… I better not do anything crazy and rash." She suddenly grabbed the pickle in her other hand, "HA! Since when have I been the intelligent and responsible type? Its worth a try after all!" She grinned and held the pickle over the book along with the eagle feather, "Let one who's innocent, Call it together, Using a pickle, and an eagle's feather, three world's as one, romance as bliss, trouble and character, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Inuyasha! I SUMMON THEE!" May yelled. She felt like an idiot, and really didn't expect anything to happen. She smiled to herself at her idiocy and chuckled.

Suddenly a black-purple light erupted from the middle of the book. May squealed and scooted away as fast as possible. Four black balls of light flew out of the pages and settled onto the ground, slowly taking form. The same thing happened again, only there were six balls of light and they were a purple-pink color.

Soon, four boys stood on her left while six figures stood on her left. She blinked as the light disappeared. She gaped when she saw Yusuke, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei standing with confused faces of her right, and Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Shippou, and Kilala standing in bewilderment on her left.

"NYA! OH MY FREAKIN' GOSH!" She yelled and stood up, eyes darting franticly from one figure to the other. She ran to Kurama first, "You'reoneofmyfavoritecharcters! Howisthispossible? OMGYOUREALLYARESTANDINGHERERIGHTNOWI'MNOTDREAMINGTHISISSOCOOLITS… UNBELIEVBABLE!" She shouted.

Kurama took a step back as did the whole Yu Yu gang. Suddenly May disappeared and reappeared before Hiei, "AND YOU!" She shouted, pointing to him enthusiastically while he twitched in a little fear, "YOUAREMYULTIMATEFAVORITE! ILOVEYOUSOMUCH! HAVEYOUTOLDYUKINAYET? WHATISYOURREALREASONFORSTAYINGONPATROL? I'MSOSORRYFORYOURPAST! ITSTOTALLYUNFAIR! CANISEEYOURDEMONFORMSOMETIMEITHINKITSAWESOME!" May asked at the speed of light, chocolate gave her that ability, especially when her favorite anime characters entered reality.

Hiei put his hand on his katana sheath, wondering whether to kill her now, and ask questions later.

Before either Hiei or Kurama could blink, let alone say anything, May was gone and now stood blabbering to Inuyasha saying things like, "WHYDON'TYOUADMITYOULOVEKAGOME?! ALLAMERICANDJAPANKNOWYOUDO!" as well as, "KIKYOISAFREAKINHOR! LEAVEHERYOUIDIOT!"

She then appeared in front of Kagome, who had a face of sheer fear in her eyes as she leaned backwards to get away from the frantic girl who was yelling, "YOULOVEINUYSHARIGHT? WHYDON'TYOUMARRYHIM? WHYDON'TYOUEVERDECIDETOKISSHIM? WHYDON'TYOUKILLKIKYOANDTAKEBACKYOURSOUL,ITBELONGSTOYOUNOTTHATFREAKIN'CLAYHOR!" Then she suddenly passed out.

Both groups edged towards the unconscious girl. They surrounded her and blinked silently at her sprawled out position.

A/N

Sorry if the grammer was bad. I'm not sure whether my BETA wanted to work on this story or not so I just plotted away at it! :3 REVIEW AND SEND CHOCOLATE PLEASE!!

Oh, yes, I hate Kikyo. So, Kikyo fans... get out of here. There will be much bashing.