The Ninja Grandmas: Story 2
"Billy was my chicken. He meant everything to me. Every day I would get out his leash and take him on walks…I just wish it would all come back." Said Aggie. The Ex-Ninja Grandmas are sitting in Abby's house after being unemployed. "Your chicken had a leash?!" asked Maggie, sort of confused and freaked out. What a freak! She thought. "Yes. And I fed him dog food. Do you have a problem with that, Maggie?" asked Aggie. "Uh, no, Aggie. That's just really weird. No offense." Said Maggie. "It's ok. But don't make fun of my Billy like that. He died when I was fifteen, and I was terribly heartbroken." Said Aggie. Over a chicken?! She is a freak! Thought Maggie. "BWUK BWUK BWUK!" they hear, and run outside. "Aggie! Aggie! Come to the backyard, and make sure you're alone!" said a voice. Aggie went to the backyard, alone. She walked around and saw nothing. "Over here!" said the voice. She turned around and there was Billy! This may sound stupid, but it is. "Billy! You came back for me!" said Aggie. "Yeah, now get away from me. Please? After coming back from the dead you're a bit sore." Said Billy. "Oh. I'm sorry. I love you, Billy!" said Aggie. "All these years I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you. And now…well…being a Christian woman I can't say it!" said Billy, and ran away. When Aggie ran back inside, Abby was on the phone with Mrs. Trump. She hung up the phone. "That's it, guys. We're forgiven and un-fired!" she said. "That's swell." Said Minnie. "I know, it is, isn't it?" said Abby. "YES!" said the other grandmas.
To be continued….
Now that the Ninja Grandmas are un-fired, what will they do on their next job? And on their week off? This could (and will) get interesting… Find out next time on…. The Ninja Grandmas!