iFind her secret box

Chapter 1:

Typical Thursday evening in the iCarly studio. The 2 creative comedy co-hosts of one of the worlds most famous comedy webshows iCarly, Carly Shay and Sam Puckett, and their whitty technical producer Freddie Benson, air yet another episode of their creative imaginations on camera.

"So next on iCarly..." Carly begins as she walks towards the camera with her wacky co-host Sam.

"We have a brand new bit that I came up with called" Sam finished her co-host's sentence as she pushed the 3rd button from the top on her remote.

"Shower idol" the girls said simultaneously as an icon popped up and said "Shower Idol" in yellow cursive writing and for a little fun had a rubber duck and some bubbles around it and for extra effect Freddie threw in an extra 'quack' as the icon washed away.

"So some of you at home are probably wondering 'what the heck IS 'shower idol?' Hmm...good question. Well what we do is we put a microphone in someone's shower and we play it on her LIVE for the first time and like on the real 'America Sings' we judge it." Sam said.

"And for the record I was totally against this" Carly said getting closer to the camera.

"Why?" Sam whined.

"Well it's an invasion of privacy and it's embaressing!" Carly said back to Sam.

"And your point is...? It's fun to embaress people, especially this weeks 'Shower idol' contestant, iCarly own technical dork, Fredward Benson ladies and gentlemen!" She pushed the applause button and Freddie had a shocked and angered expression on his face as he switched to the V-cam and walked slowly over to his 2 friends

"How come I wasn't aware of any of this!" Freddie asked.

"Just a little...suprise I thought I might add in for ya." Sam nudged his side playfully. His face, however, said otherwise as she pressed a button on her remote which directed to the TV and started playing the recording from Freddie's bathroom.

"Wait, one question before you play this...How'd you get into my apartment?" Freddie asked confused.

"Really Benson? Do you know who you're talking to?" Sam looked at him.

"Oh, yeah I forgot you're the 'lock picking queen'" He said bitterly. She stuck her tongue out at him and pressed play once again. All you heard the shower turn on, and then you heard Freddie's mom yelling.

"Freddie! Make sure you shampoo twice! We don't have any ink so I'll have to print out more contracts at work today. I'm taking you for your word!"

"Ok mom! Gosh!" you heard Freddie yell and and slam the door.

"Don't take that tone with me mister...Oh! Nevermind, I found one. Here let me give it to you-"

"Mom!" you heard Freddie yell. You also hear the shower curtain abruptly closing.

"What! Do you not want me to come in there?"

"Exactly!"

"Why not"

"Cause, I'm...in the shower!"

"Fredward, I'm your mother, I gave birth to you. I've seen it *all* before."

"Mom, just...leave it by the door please!"

"Fine! I'll be back in 47 minutes, I have to run and get some anti-bacterial toilet paper" You hear a door slam and you also hear Freddie get in the shower. You hear silence for a few minutes and then you hear some humming. The humming soon turns into singing.

"Wake up in the mornin' Feelin' like P. Diddy. I got my glasses, I'm out the door, I'mma hit this city...before I leave bruse my teeth with a bottle of jack, becuase before I leave for the night I ain't comin' back" Carly tries holding back laughter as Sam bursts out laughing as she stops the recroding. Freddie's face looks as if someone came by and swept it with crimson paint.

"Ke$ha?" Carly questioned putting her hands on her hips.

"It's a catchy song" Freddie said quitetly. "Now, may I go back to doing what I do best?"

"Nope! We have to give you our vote...Carls, what do you think?" Sam asked.

"Hmmm...2?"

"Good enough!" Sam said pushing the applause button. Freddie, humiliated, stood there.

"Sorry Freddie" Carly said sympatheticly

"It's alright, still doesn't beat the embaressment Sam put me though after she told everyone watching I'd never kissed anyone, Which" Freddie started walking up to the camera "Incase any of you are wondering, I have indeed had my first kiss. Not with whom I expected but surely enough I had it" he gave Sam a look.

"Would you like to tell the audience who that lucky girl was?" Carly said joyfully. Before Freddie could answer and embaress Sam she jumped in front of the camera.

"I think we're running out of time here. So let's do out last bit before we have to go" Sam said bitterly, looking over at her 2 friends.

"Yes, Sam is right" Carly said. Freddie got back behind the camera as the girls started introducing their last segment.

"And for the last segment of the night, We're doing one of our favorites" Sam pressed the remote.

"Messin' with Lewburt" the girls said simultaneously as Sam pushed the applause button.

"Now we've got a little surpise in store for Lewb tonight" Carly said.

"That's right, Gibby's downstairs with a box that has 5 wild squirrels inside that Freddie's friend, Josh, caught last weekend. But first we're going to get Lewburt really mad with a prank phone call from Freddie. get out her again nub!" Freddie rolled his eyes and switched to the V-cam once more.

"To make this phone call a little more interesting I will be doing it En español" Freddie said as he dialed the numbers on his pearphone to the main lobby's phone downstairs. The girls watched the screen as the phone rang and a cranky sleepy Lewburt answered the phone.

"Bushwall Plaza main lobby, this is Lewburt, what the heck do ya want?"

"¡El pie es atascado en una oreja púrpura de elefantes y mi madre come ensalada de col! "

"What! Who is this!"

"¡Su hermano está en Fresno y yo texting John a Adams en mi teléfono celular!"

"Huh! I don't speak German!" Lewburt excalimed.

"Estas pizzas calientes están en mis pantalones y yo quiero dormir desnudo con oveja y helado! " Freddie said trying not to laugh.

"What are you saying!"

"Adios" Freddie hung up and all 3 of them giggled.

"Well...that was strange. " He said hanging up the phone.

"Ok Gibby, Go in" Freddie cued Gibby on his headset. Gibby set the box on the desk and walked out.

"Wha- Hey chubby shirtless kid! Get back here! WHAT IS THIS!" Lewburt opened up the box and 5 squirrels jumped on his face.

"Ahhhhh! Furry beasts attacking my face!" He screamed as he stumbled back into his office. You heard a lot of things falling and breaking.

"Owww! My nuts! Stupid squirrels!" Lewburt exclaimed in extreme pain.

"Lewburt keeps nuts in his office?" Carly asked confused and laughing.

"Ummm Carls...I don't think he was talking about the food" Sam said.

"But why would he scream 'owww my nuts'?" Sam whispered something in her ear and her whole facial expression changed.

"Oh." Carly said silently. Sam and Freddie nodded with her as they stopped the recording of Lewburt.

"Ok so until next time guys, just remember don't let the squirrels near your nuts" Carly said. Sam nodded with her.

"Bye!" the kept saying as Freddie got closer and closer to his cart.

"And...we're clear. Great job ladies."

"Gracias" they said simultaneously laughing. Freddie chuckled a bit too. Carly and Sam flopped down on bean bags and Sam had her usual after show cream soda open. The door opened and Spencer came in.

"Hello youngins" Spencer greeted.

"Hey" Carly said.

"Hola!" Freddie replied

"Sup Spence?" Sam asked casualy

"Nothing much, did you hear what happened to Lewburt downstairs?" The 3 of them looked at each other.

"No" they said slowly.

"Well apparently he got attacked by some squirrels in a box after talking to some wierd Spanish guy on the phone."

"No, all we heard was screaming." Freddie said leaning against the tech cart.

"That was probably when the squirrels bit his-"

"Ok bye!" The 3 of them scurried out of the room before he could finish.

"Where are you guys going?" Spencer yelled out the door.

"Downstairs for some cubed fruit!" Carly yelled back up the stairs.

"Oh yay, cubed fruit!" Spencer exclaimed skipping down the stairs and down to the kitchen where the 3 teens were.