*Cloud, thinking to himself*
Cloud: Hm... I don't have anything to do today. I think I'm gonna go kill something. Hey look there's a rabbit!
*Cloud chases the rabbit, and catches it by the tail*
Rabbit: "Oh hey Cloud, I've been watching you."
Cloud: "!!!! You talk?!??"
Rabbit: "Of course I talk."
Cloud: "But...how?"
Rabbit: "Well it's a long story, you see back wh-"
Cloud: "Forget it, I hate long stories."
Rabbit: "Oh fine, so anyways Cloud, what are you up to?"
Cloud: "Well I wanted to kill something, it was going to be you... but instead, would you like to help me kill something?"
Rabbit: "Gee golly I'd love to!"
Cloud: "What the language little rabbit... this is only rated PG-13."
Rabbit: "...Riiiiiight.... Anyways, let's go kill something!"
Cloud: "Of course. Hey... what's that over there?"
*Cloud and the rabbit run over to where they see a little white creampuff looking like thing, sitting next to something now known as a computer*
Cloud: "Hey! What is that thing?"
???: "Whoa, it's Cloud! But where's Aeris? You always have to be together..."
Cloud: "Maybe in your little world... but hey, how do you know who I am?"
???: "Cloud, I write fanfiction about you all the time..."
Cloud: "Oh, ok. Well I gotta leave now."
???: "Wait, don't go..."
Cloud: "Yes?"
???: "The story can't end until Aeris has met with you..."
Cloud: "Who said the story is going to end when I leave?"
???: "My...story, I'm writing that right now. When you leave the story ends..."
Cloud: "Oh no, that's quite a pickle isn't it...."
???: "So you see, you have to stay with me..."
Cloud: "Hm... how far away can I go?"
???: "I wrote about 1000 feet away...."
*Cloud then runs exactly 1000 feet away, and the rabbit follows him*
Rabbit: "That was a close one, what was wrong with that guy? And how come every sentence was ended with ...?"
Cloud: "I don't know, I don't want to know."
Rabbit: "Well ok, but was it just me, or was there an elemental next to him?"
Cloud: "I saw it too."
Rabbit: "You know... that little guy was there... now what's going to happen?"
*Faintly in the background, screaming could be heard*
Rabbit: "AH! We could have saved him Cloud!"
Cloud: "Yes, easily... what's your point?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I see. Well we better run back there, we have to stay within 1000 feet of that man's body still."
*Cloud and the rabbit run back to the man's scorched body, the elemental right next to him*
Rabbit: "Looks like we get to kill something after all!"
Cloud: "Yes rabbit, if I wasn't so lucky I wouldn't be alive today."
Elemental: "Hello, my name is scorch, because I am a wind elemental."
Cloud: "What the heck? Let me guess, long story?"
Scorch: "Yes.... You see, whe-"
Cloud: "Forget it."
Scorch: "If you will not hear my story, you will die!"
Cloud: "Oh, then by all means, continue!"
Scorch: "Well, when I was younger my..."
*As Scorch babbles on about his story, Cloud runs to the computer and types in "Somehow Scorch dies"*
*Somehow Scorch dies*
Rabbit: "Good work Cloud, you did it!"
Cloud: "Goodbye Scorch... and... thanks."
Rabbit: "Thanks? For wha.... Oh, I know."
*Cloud nods*
Rabbit: "But there's still a matter of how to end this story, it was supposed to end when we got 1000 feet away, but I'm not sure it will work now that everyone's dead!"
Cloud: "Hm.... You're right. Wait! I got an idea!"
Rabbit: "What's that???"
*Cloud types something on the computer*
Cloud: Hm... I don't have anything to do today. I think I'm gonna go kill something. Hey look there's a rabbit!
*Cloud chases the rabbit, and catches it by the tail*
Rabbit: "Oh hey Cloud, I've been watching you."
Cloud: "!!!! You talk?!??"
Rabbit: "Of course I talk."
Cloud: "But...how?"
Rabbit: "Well it's a long story, you see back wh-"
Cloud: "Forget it, I hate long stories."
Rabbit: "Oh fine, so anyways Cloud, what are you up to?"
Cloud: "Well I wanted to kill something, it was going to be you... but instead, would you like to help me kill something?"
Rabbit: "Gee golly I'd love to!"
Cloud: "What the language little rabbit... this is only rated PG-13."
Rabbit: "...Riiiiiight.... Anyways, let's go kill something!"
Cloud: "Of course. Hey... what's that over there?"
*Cloud and the rabbit run over to where they see a little white creampuff looking like thing, sitting next to something now known as a computer*
Cloud: "Hey! What is that thing?"
???: "Whoa, it's Cloud! But where's Aeris? You always have to be together..."
Cloud: "Maybe in your little world... but hey, how do you know who I am?"
???: "Cloud, I write fanfiction about you all the time..."
Cloud: "Oh, ok. Well I gotta leave now."
???: "Wait, don't go..."
Cloud: "Yes?"
???: "The story can't end until Aeris has met with you..."
Cloud: "Who said the story is going to end when I leave?"
???: "My...story, I'm writing that right now. When you leave the story ends..."
Cloud: "Oh no, that's quite a pickle isn't it...."
???: "So you see, you have to stay with me..."
Cloud: "Hm... how far away can I go?"
???: "I wrote about 1000 feet away...."
*Cloud then runs exactly 1000 feet away, and the rabbit follows him*
Rabbit: "That was a close one, what was wrong with that guy? And how come every sentence was ended with ...?"
Cloud: "I don't know, I don't want to know."
Rabbit: "Well ok, but was it just me, or was there an elemental next to him?"
Cloud: "I saw it too."
Rabbit: "You know... that little guy was there... now what's going to happen?"
*Faintly in the background, screaming could be heard*
Rabbit: "AH! We could have saved him Cloud!"
Cloud: "Yes, easily... what's your point?"
Rabbit: "Oh, I see. Well we better run back there, we have to stay within 1000 feet of that man's body still."
*Cloud and the rabbit run back to the man's scorched body, the elemental right next to him*
Rabbit: "Looks like we get to kill something after all!"
Cloud: "Yes rabbit, if I wasn't so lucky I wouldn't be alive today."
Elemental: "Hello, my name is scorch, because I am a wind elemental."
Cloud: "What the heck? Let me guess, long story?"
Scorch: "Yes.... You see, whe-"
Cloud: "Forget it."
Scorch: "If you will not hear my story, you will die!"
Cloud: "Oh, then by all means, continue!"
Scorch: "Well, when I was younger my..."
*As Scorch babbles on about his story, Cloud runs to the computer and types in "Somehow Scorch dies"*
*Somehow Scorch dies*
Rabbit: "Good work Cloud, you did it!"
Cloud: "Goodbye Scorch... and... thanks."
Rabbit: "Thanks? For wha.... Oh, I know."
*Cloud nods*
Rabbit: "But there's still a matter of how to end this story, it was supposed to end when we got 1000 feet away, but I'm not sure it will work now that everyone's dead!"
Cloud: "Hm.... You're right. Wait! I got an idea!"
Rabbit: "What's that???"
*Cloud types something on the computer*