a/n you know the deal with mutha fuckin james bond. this is a story of good and bad and evil and spies. FUCK this is kind of the beginning chapter but much bigger are coming!
chapter 1: Beginnings, Meet James Bond
james bond was chilling on top of a tower with a pool on the roof on a cool chair. he had a drink in his hand and was happy.
Then all sudden his iphone rang.
bond gets a dog james bark
"James bond it's me em. theres a problem and we fucking need you james oh my god" M was crying.
"holy fuck i just sat down with a nice drink and you fuckin call me with this shit? who the fuck do you think I am?"
"007 but we'll pay you triple o seven if you do this job."
"okay"
James bond pressed a button on the bottom of his drink and a little rocket cart came up from under the pool
"fancy to try my new toys hehe" James bond said.
he got into the kart and it drove really fast! all the way to HQ.
M had his suit all sweaty from how scared he was. Ms $ was busy typing on the compy. james bond got off the elevator still driving the little kart.
"why the fuck did you call me on my vacation? this better be fucking good or I'm going to take my scooter here and shove it up your english ass."
"if you let me explain you will understand that this is serious fucking business here James Bond. we need you james Bond."
"i could be watching the new harry potter instead of this shit."
james bond really liked harry potter because he was british and harry potter is from england! you see it makes sense.
"I kno but seriously this is important james bond. This is fucking important."
"More than HP?"
"yes"
"because im really exited about new HP bro."
"I know i am too"
"are you really though because if you were you woundt fuckin call me during my vaycay. bitch."
"james bond you need to go to paris because tehre is a bad guy there named terriligus. He is doing some bad shit but we don't know what. go downstairs to see your gadgets from q and get htem and then go to paris to find information on terriligus."
"okay"
james bond left and was unsure about his future!