Harry Potter Faces Extinction For the Last TIME!!\
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The aelxs rolled over in a bed of their own sweat. Oh no theya thought. Bad dremd "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" they said inthrie dreme. AND THEN THEY WQOKE UP…
"Hermineoi! Hermiemion! Hermy! I had bed deam. Plz listen to me yo, I had really baed dream." Yelled the alexsxd
"o rly lol meme I mean mokay shoot. As in talk now." Said ron, vihis impoersanashun of hermeossd being a very gud one. SO gude that men hav the sex wit him and sometimes her but hoo noes? Also in the last books hemrinoe were actuall ron and ron were ron too he is a master of disgusie!
'wel in drem i were being e the aelsex yuu know we r copol ehehehe but anywia the harri were in TRUBLE! WITH A CAPITA:LS EVERYHITNG."
'tell me what kinds of tgroble.?'
theat were not ron that were rreal hermonmioai. lol she is a real poerson.
BUt suiddelny there was a big thing and suddenly theiy coudln't tell the dream.
CHAPTER TPOWsomeone has done a rate big spell to make belif not arouynd ne more.
'i had a dremes' sids all the alexs
'WE dunt belif u, u lieing prik.'
'BUT I DID.'
'LIER.' said every1.
IDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDIDID! HE SCREmed, angstly. pul;ling out his hare but nut his hairt because itz 2 pretyy to do that , so hi pulld owut hErnornom s haire instewd.
BITCHFITE THEY ALL SEDE. WOO WOO WOO WO WO WOOOW OWOO MEEEOW.
THAT whas hot' saied hernmiono, 'nd nut the 1st tim ive had lezzo sex.' NUT THATS WE R SERPRISED EH REEDERz?
then all teh alexS usd the spel to make him a cock in his trouses agen.' SAID Haggers who is that narater hear. but nUT nemore or WED BE ouT of werk! OLOLOLOLL
hERNO roled over in bed nd, revealin a rack ful ov nippled, smokin a drag, sedi 'wht was u sayin about dream?'
'I hAD 1one were harry Potter got hert by comunistm!'
'LIER. URE HAVE NO DREAME COX THERS A SPEL MAKIN EVRY1 NUT BELIFE YU/'''
BITCHFITE.
CHAPETER 2
Horrel potetr rollds over in a bed also but it wer a bed of BLOOD and MOONLIGHT and haw;ling wolv was next to him, the wolves became a man who became a COMMIE BASTARD. "uih oh sed' harry. "I had bette hde"
bUT IT was too ;late8 becaux ofv da dream the Aeslx hav.e.
""hahahaha' said the nazi. 'I have tripled my troops into tripel dijits. now we bigger than the pigworts."
"that is hogwartz! German scum!' protested harry who now on strekching rakk., 'oW! "he said. "but i9 never talk"
'you WILL tawk. YES...you WILL tork...ore u wil DYE !" said Hitler on wheels/
'how culd yu do sucha thing i sav woerld wiv help of frend Alesxa and sumtymes ron do a lil thing that is needed but really we may hav figurd owt for owselfs."
'arent you forgettin Hercules?
'thats HOGSWARTS nazi hater!!' 'Oh wiat said harry relisn the mistayk "no that is heragoyle. she no help. sonce i got disease frum her, and nearly died."
"Oh ythat sound bad no wonder you hate the commies. I join good side AKA capitalist now.' he sipped away on USSR helipadcopter.
BUT WHEN YOU KILL ONE COMMIE TWO MKORE TAKE THEIR PLCEA. SO TWO NEW COMMIES CAME ALONG STRONGETR THAN BEFORE.
'help me ae4lsxc!!" cried the harriy.
chappoerCHAPPER FREE (3hr33)
DUMBLE has 2 help. THat is t numba-onest rule of haegwaerts. Nhe Second rule is alway kill thee badies
DUmble sudnely broke frough da wondow on a spidarweb made of his rist. 'HOW HAPPEND 2 U DUMBLE?' SAIU SUPER comrade Hilter . 'i got bit by a tellyactiv (LIKe radyoactiv but newer.) spidder nd it geve mi supperpowa.A ND thates MR DOOR 2 u.'
'NOP" said Mr Hitler the leder of all the nazimmunists 'I M THE LEDERS OF all Higwars noe!'
:ONON" sid Dumble Door. MY SPIDERY SENse r tinglin . ithink HITLE UP 2 none good.
'I BEN TRING 2 TELL U TAHST ALL ALONGE!' cried Happy Pottr cring it loundly and terring oat HERMBULANCE 's haires.
flashBack to the future! (BUt not the DOc nd MICALE J FOXXY lol)
HERY PORter got out of hism bed of deseite nd blood adn cried 4 his lost luv. EVER WAS LOST TO COMUNISIM. "wot wil I do now? HITRLeR nows the secrit ID of SPIDERWIzard (Mr DoOR) nd the ALexse r nohere to b found?' WATA WILLY I DO?
flashback to CHAPTR 4OUR!
tHA trooth of th e matert was that rthe aelelxs weas in jaol. (you now, Akzabon)
He scer4am d 'I h8 dis place and wsant to go hom were sodomdy is lexs komon'!
'y in jail' said cell m8.
'Iget not bel;ievd and now in gail for kilng harry potter.'
'omfg yu are bad man i dun wana mayk you my bitch now'
'now you dunt understand I am the allexz. i savbd hugwurst toou!'
'oh so you jealuoxz of haury becuaz stele the spot litew?'
'no i luv harry he is my husband and we luve each other and I diun care what you say dad.'
'you have troubled poast"
'i know i were raped and then parents abandoned me but were picked up by a band of hitchhikers'
'that were luckky" said men now a friends of the alexs who wil be all the sidekycks pof he now. His name is the Joshes.
'yer you is rite n thanz fur understandsing mne wehn noone else woulde :)' say thew alexs but not all cuz sum wer weeping. WEepding tearws of joy. for happines.
':)' said jushis. 'NOW we savf hogwerts anmd the ahrry and kill the commies but not before we ghet capitalist buddies like Jog Bush and Bi8lls G8s'
'to the aeloxmobile!' (there were seven enginies in it and power windows +sterring for free PLUS no on-rode cozts: it the ultomite famlomly car.)
they get to hogwarts v. qucik with lots of stile. 'Hey this car is gr9t. too bad you hit that hermosaurus.'
'yesa now fender all bend"
'at least there 4yr guanranatee so you ken tayk it bak'
'DO YOU SEE KIDS? CAPITOIALSIM MEANS YUR CAR CAN BE RPLACED IF YA DUN LYKE IT."
now we sneak up using money' seasd the Ollaxz, who maylk up gud plans all the tiome despit bein raped in dark past filled wit paine.
The team paid off all the commies whod neva heard of moni but reliset at once whow koolle it be. 'We neva hate baby Jesus again' said the comies. 'Now we go and make a lviing in America wher the life is gud and the happuy is all over ths shop!'
Now with most of the naxzi defetd, Harry i mean Alledsx and Jyshes...lol...get to HQ of the godless tools of Satan. Now rede next biut (ITS SO COOL U NOT BELIVA UR EYES LIKE THE PPL DIDNT WHEN ALEX GET SPEL ON HEIM)
Chompter #858
ND ATHT IS hwo millins uf ppl naemd Alex nd JOshe sved day. alos, trun ur cloks bak coz it;'s time 4 evry1 2 sav day for " said PRofeser dumble Mr Door
"everyon1 claped. U Hve tourght us het valiu of monny, HRAPEY PORKER , nd I HAVE LOADS OF nuw anouncsements 4 all dem phat as in P-H-AT stundents(NUT FAT LoL. UR GONA GO 2 PRSON iNSTED).
'omg ' seid evrystudent who as nut fat coz theys wer 2 bussy eatin greece.
''I HAVE used magik to move HAgwort to THE STATES!
"WTF ' said evr kid hoo wasnt fat 'WHY U DUN TATSH!?'
'DUN U NO?'' scremed DUMble "IT Is thes GRATEST land iN THA wurld!"
'YES YES WE CAN LIVE FREE NOW froeedom and demokrasy! SO BEUTIFUL!.'
'MUNNY 4 ERVRY1!" A MOUTHEE ON EVRY PLAT UNDER EVERY ROOF!
Nd thens the stundnts went in plantform 91/2 in der subwayaa whocich tok tehtm to ther schol in the STATUTE of LIBERT.
'I LOVE U JESUS.' SAD THE WORLD. "oUR SAVIER MAGIC.' 'GOD OF HOGWORT.
flashback to a sneek peak at next bock...
HAERU and JOSHS nd ALESES all cmae off de subwae after batling a magisc hobo nd having a three(MILLON)-way orgy. thes LIBERTYT BELl rang/toled A milion times 'ONO WER LATE! RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!'
'wot u want?" said Ronronronronronron.
'NOLOL. UR SILY.'
'LIER! SCREED HERNACULAR
BITCHFITE.