Presenting the Honest Trailer for the 1st ever Disney feature-length animated movie.
This Honest Trailer starts with throwing screenshots of YouTube comments requesting for a Snow White Honest Trailer and showing the new Honest Trailer title card, now powered by Fandom.
The video kicks things off with Jon's epic trailer voice narration, introducing first to the mastermind of the masterpiece, "From the animator of Steamboat Willie who get turned down by hundreds of newspapers for lacking imagination and by 300 investors for saying his idea of a 'Disney World' is stupid…" Cue a photo of Walt Disney, then supporting articles that talk about his famous failures. "…comes the very first feature-length animated film…" But he has to disclaim that fact, "…if you do not count The Adventures of Prince Achmed, Fantasmagorie or those five other movies that only the purest film scholars would know." He has to even side-comment about that tidbit of information, which misinformed a lot of people through the poster. "Oh Disney, you rat."
The video then flashes the movie title: "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" After dictating the title with his family-friendly voice, he soon ponders, "Shouldn't it be 'Seven Dwarves'? Since, you see, the plural of dwarf is dwarves. Don't you say I didn't learn my Grammarly."
After that sweet intro, the epic voice guy goes through the body of the honest takedown of the first Disney movie, "Return to a simpler time on Disney animation, where everything is simple and uncomplicated, even though the themes would seem dated." Cue Snow White pondering about her dream prince. "And revel on the animated technology that still holds up in the present time, except for instances of freeze frames…" The video then shows examples of it, like Snow White and the animals spotting the dwarves' house and the dwarves peeking from the door. "…the rare animation loops…"Cue a clip showing repeated animation of the animals. "…the sudden change of hues…" Cue split-screen showing the color of Snow White's dress suddenly change. "…reuses of animation…" Cue the distinctively similar clip showing Snow White yawning on the beds. "…and continuity errors. Because there won't be any movie without it." Cue montage of blatant continuity errors throughout the movie, most especially the reappearing doorknob that Dopey pulled out, Doc playing a cello and a swanette at the same time and Dopey somehow appearing to play the percussions and dance with Snow White during the "Silly Song" sequence, under a happy tune.
"Gaze at the first Disney princess in Snow White, the princess who name-checks what a Disney princess should be, from her on-the-nose name…" The video then shows the Magic Mirror saying her name. "…her perky singing voice…" Cue the iconic shot of her singing to a young robin. "…her riches-to-rags-to-riches character arc…" Cue three shots of her as a princess to a ragged cleaner to a princess again. "…her animal friends…" Cue a clip featuring the animals. "…her encounters with relatives or strangers who plot to kill her…" Cue a clip of Snow White's encounter with the huntsman and the witch. "…her dependence on strong men…" Cue the clip featuring Snow White introducing herself to the Dwarves. "…and her hopes that 'someday, a prince may come'." Cue the obvious clip for this case.
"And when that day surely comes, meet the nameless prince who only shows up in the beginning and the end of the movie…" Because of that clause, the epic voice guy has his rightful concerns, "Seriously, where has he been this entire time?" That is before he continue to the actual legitimate concerns regarding the prince. "…to give true love's kiss…on a dead girl's body." Just by saying, his voice grows all the more concerned and repulsed. "And when he revives her, he takes her to his own castle to enjoy her company?" The video precisely cues the first instance the Prince shows himself to Snow White. "You know, when you look through it, it gets all sorts of creepy." To sum up his valid point, the honest trailer shows the shot of the prince kissing Snow White's dead body. "EW!" Nevertheless, he continues.
"Forget about the creepy undertones of the story, subtle and obvious…" Cue the haunted forest scenes and the dwarves sneaking at Snow White through their noses. "…and instead enjoy the actual best characters of the movie, who took several measures to keep this prepubescent princess on their hands, which also sounds creepy in retrospect."
"There is the Evil Queen…" He then disclaims, "They just credit her as Evil Queen." But he continues on. "…a conniving mastermind…" Cue the Queen spying on her through her palace window. "…a master alchemist…" Cue shot of the Queen concocting her spell. "…a beauty queen wannabe…" Cue iconic line: "Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?" "…and a rumored cannibal?" Cue the scene where she commands to the huntsman, "Bring back her heart in this." "…whose plan to kill Snow White by disguising as an old lady and giving her poisoned apples may not seem brilliant in further glance. But dang does she make that lady scary." Cue the scary reveal of the Queen transformed as the Witch, which makes the epic voice guy shudder.
"But there are also the Seven Dwarves…"
"There is Doc, the Papa Smurf of the bunch, who stammers a lot like Porky Pig." The trailer shows a montage of Doc's word mix-ups.
"There is Happy, who is also an improvising artist." Cue the clip of Happy during the "Silly Song" number.
"There is Grumpy, who is a total heckler and thrower of conspiracy theories." Cue Grumpy giving out ranting assumptions on Snow White and the Evil Queen.
"There is Bashful, who might be suffering in severe facial redness." Cue the times Bashful's face gets red.
"There is Sneezy, who might need drums of Robitussin." Cue montage of Sneezy, well, sneezing.
"There is Sleepy, who is…there." Cue clip of Snow White figuring out who is Sleepy.
"And there is Dopey, who might be the mute person who suffered the most pratfalls in movie history." Cue a bonanza montage of Dopey's dopiest moments, from falling last in line after the dwarves' mining shift to the soap entering his stomach.
"They may not be that brave…" Cue the precise clip of the dwarves being frightened of the birds' yelps. "…not that adequate in personal hygiene…" Cue the dwarves attempting their hands on water. "…not have the soundest sleeps…" Cue the dwarves snoring. "…not have the quickest intuition…" Cue the time the dwarves discovering the Queen might had caught Snow White. "…and not that realistic on mourning over a girl they just met for a night." Cue the funeral. "But rest assured they will be the best at…yodeling?" Cue the "Silly Song" sequence. "Well, Disney sure needs his yodeling." The epic voice guy gives that point while the video flashes clips of yodeling from other Disney movies like Peter Pan and Home on the Range.
"So relive this childhood classic that proved naysayers that the creator of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit can create a timeless feature-length film…" The video gives reference to the infamous "Disney's Folly" news. "…that showed Walt Disney as an ambitious knucklehead who would go to lengths to craft his own cartoon…" This gives reference to a non-sanitized depiction of Disney, who is both a handworker and a humbug. "…that set a bar for animation for years to come…" Cue clips from Pinocchio, Fantasia and Dumbo. "…that accumulated tons of merchandise and other wannabes…" The video also brings light to the cultural impact of Snow White, other adaptations (sans Sydney White, Mirror Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman) and knockoffs (like Happily N'Ever After 2 and GoodTimes' versions). "…that opened the doors for Disney to become the brand that we love and hate today…" This video, of course, acknowledges the growth of Disney from the impact that this animated movie caused, using scenes from Ralph Breaks the Internet. "and that lodged those unforgettable tunes to our innocent childhood minds until it resurfaces reliving our nostalgia, featuring songs like:"
"'The Women Always Do the Cleaning' Song" ("Whistle While You Work")
Now just as the men work
*whistling*
Why do the women stay at home to tidy up the place?
*whistling*
Let's wait the very day
*humming*
When women get to lift some weights and show them in their face.
"The Drinking Song" ("The Dwarfs' Yodel Song" or "The Silly Song")
I'd like to pause the movie now
To show that we can do a song
You see, my mind has dozed today
So, I make them yodel for long
Oh-oh, the writer's blanked
The words don't mean a thing
Does this make a drinking song
For the family to sing?
"The Song that Nearly Halted Feminism for a Few Years" ("Someday My Prince Will Come")
Someday I will reflect
Someday it will affect
That going to his castle sounds bad
To find out the whole truth is real sad
One day I will soon learn
That vague love must not earn
And that blank prince will be
The king who acts manly
Someday when we'll change our views
"And The First Disney Earworm" ("Heigh-Ho")
Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
That's the lyrics I know
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho,
Not bad, like "Let It Go"
Heigh-ho"
The Honest Trailer guy then goes to the favorite segment of every Honest Trailer:
"Starring:
"As sleet as white as snow…" (Snow White)
Maleficent the First (Queen Grimhilde)
The Keebler Dwarf (Doc)
Grumpy Little Man (Grump)
Jeff Sessions (Dopey)
"Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof…" (Happy)
Gnomeo (Bashful)
Leaf blower (Sneezy)
Sleep apnea (Sleepy)
Prince Untitled (The Prince)
Not Chris Hemsworth (The Huntsman)
Black Mirror (The Magic Mirror)
Lindsay Lohan in Hocus Pocus (Witch)
And The Woodland Critters (Animals featuring a split screen of the Woodland Critters from South Park)"
After giving that away, he also gives the honest title of the movie: "Dwarfs: The Lost Village (feat. Human Smurfette)"
Of course, the video has to end in a last-minute note from the epic voice guy when the video shows the Magic Mirror revealing the contents of the case the Queen is holding: "The heart of a pig you hold in your hand." He comments, "Not sure using a pig's heart to feign the Queen would work for young Snow White when she finds out what you did. You don't want to mess with her animals, huntsman." Cue the shot of the animals mauling the Dwarves when they raid their diamond mines.