"Thine mallets hath seen the glory of a million parades,

Add all the concerts to it, and you'll get a headache,

Bein' famous was our mission,

Cause we won Large Group Competition,

These bells were meant for me!

Glory, Glory Halleigant,

I can play the bells and you can't!

Glory, Glory Halleigha

These bells were meant for me!

Thine harness, it be heavy,

And I be not very strong,

Though I carry it with honor,

Okay, not for very long

My back will hurt for months,

Though I care about this not,

These bells were meant for thus!

Glory, Glory Halleigant,

I can play the bells and you can't!

Glory, Glory Halleigha

These bells were meant for me!

In the beauty of the snowfall,

'We shall march out in the sleet!'

Oh my gosh,

Oh jeez, what gets Mr. V beat?

That's okay, by golly; cause my harness kept me heated,

Upon my bells I beated!

Glory, Glory Halleigant,

I can play the bells and you can't!

Glory, Glory Halleigha

These bells were meant for me!

On the morn of the parade,

I was feeling kinda sick,

I might barf on my bells,

But that would be quite bleck,

Instead I think I'll use,

My best friends' flute,

Aren't my bells real cute?

Glory, Glory Halleigant,

I can play the bells and you can't!

Glory, Glory Halleigha

These bells were meant for me!

As we went on marching,

My shoulders started to ache,

My feet had lots of blisters,

And my neck was sun baked,

I used to think the parade route,

Would be a piece of cake,

Well, guess what? I was wrong!

Glory, Glory Halleigant,

I can play the bells and you can't!

Glory, Glory Halleigha

These bells were meant for me!

These bells were meant for…

ME!!!!!