"ACK!" Ike ran back to the entrance, where Greil's Mercenaries were stationed. Titania and Soren, Ike's best friends and mentors, saw his return and stared as he stopped in front of them.
"Are you still having trouble Ike?" Soren asked in his monotonus voice.
Ike grimanced. "Yeah. It's harder than you think; they keep looking in my direction, and I keep thinking that they've seen me!" He sighed. "Maybe I should just rush in there. . ."
"No Ike!" Titania said. "You can't just rush in there! We'd be attacked!"
"Screw that!" Ike went. "I'm sick and tired of this. I'm going in!" And with that, he rushed off.
". . .he's going to kill himself, isn't he?" Titania asked Soren.
"Probably." Soren went.
Ike ran into the center of the room, where there were four guards. He waved his hands above his head and shouted, "HEY! Bitches; come and get some!"
But the guards didn't do anything.
"HEY! ASSES! COME OVER HERE!"
The guards didn't even bat an eye.
Ike twitched. He ran over to the nearest guard, grabbed him by the shoulders, and shook him. "W-What was that?!" he went, staring straight through Ike.
"ME. ENEMY. RIGHT. HERE. IDIOT." Ike shouted though gritted teeth.
"The wind sure sounds funny," the guard went.
In Ike's brain, a blood vessal burst.
**
"So. . .what happened again?"
Two guards were in a hospital room. One of them was lying on a bed, in a body cast. The other was standing next to him. The door was closed.
"I don't know," the hurt guard said muffled-ly. "I was just minding my own business when all of a sudden I was cut up and all my limbs were broken. I don't know what happened!"
The door burst open. Standing in the doorway was a furious Ike, whose face was red and clenched his sword in his hand.
"How'd the door open by itself?"
"ARGHGHGHGHGH!"
**
After that day, Ike went clinically insane. He went around killing Daein gaurds like crazy, but never being noticed. This blindness eventually occurred in his friends, and he accidentally killed them all. After that, he never lifted a sword again.
The End.