*someone knocks*
Lynn Jr.: I will answer.
*Lynn opens door*
Lynn Jr.: Hello? Whoa!
50 Clown: I know I look like a nightmare but it's my ego. I'm Gerald, by the way. Are your parents home?
Lynn Jr.: Sure.
*Lynn gets her mom downstairs*
Rita: What?
*50 Clown grabs her by the collar of her shirt*
50 Clown: Do you bloody know a son of yours you bloody abandoned when he was 6?
Rita (stuttering): Uh... no.
50 Clown: Not someone called... LANCE?
*Lance shows himself to Rita*
Rita (still stuttering): Uh... hi?
*Lance slaps her*
Lance: Hi, you horrific monster.
*Lincoln comes downstairs*
Lincoln: What's going on here?
*Lincoln sees Lance and Lance sees Lincoln*
Lincoln: Lance?
Lance: Lincoln?
*50 Clown looks at Lincoln and then down at Lance*
50 Clown: You can go play with him, whippersnapper.
*Lance goes with Lincoln to Lincoln's room*
*50 Clown stares at Rita, angrily*
50 Clown: Where the bloody darn is the father of this household?
Rita (still stuttering): In the living room.
50 Clown: Perfect. 'Cause that's where we're going to talk.
*50 Clown drags Rita to the living room and throws her on the couch*
*50 Clown rips Lynn (the father) off the chair he's sitting on and throws him on the couch*
Lynn: What the heck?
Rita (whispering to Lynn): Lynn. This man exposed our.. secret we've been hiding from our children.
*Lynn looks at 50 Clown and goes in shock*
Lynn (stuttering): Uh...
50 Clown: EXPLAIN TO ME! WHAT WAS A LOGICAL REASON TO ABANDON LANCE?
*meanwhile*
Lincoln: So, Lance, how did you escape those criminals?
Lance: Heh, well, I wasn't kidnapped. It was actually darker than you thought I disappeared.
Lincoln: Oh, how did you disappear then?
Lance: My stepfather's discussing it to our parents. Best to not bother him.
Lincoln: I can agree on that.
*Lance realises that he hasn't seen his sisters for six years*
Lance: Hey, Lincoln, could you show me to our sisters?
Lincoln: Yeah, sure.
*Lincoln and Lance go downstairs to the backyard*
Lincoln (to sisters): Listen. Do you remember Lance?
Lori: Our lost brother? Yes.
Lincoln: Well, what if I told you he's back!
*sisters look at him and then Lance (except Lisa and Lily 'cause they don't remember him)*
Sisters (stuttering (except Lisa and Lily): Lance?
Lance: Go on, hug me, my breath's unlimited until I pass away.
*sisters come running towards Lance and hug him (except Lisa and Lily)*
Lance: I would appreciate that if you stopped hugging me. It's very warm though but I'm kinda suffocating now so can you let go?
Lori: Not for now. You don't understand how much we miss you. How could you survive all these years?
50 Clown: Well, I found him in the streets when he was 8. And he told me his parents abandoned him.
*sisters look at 50 Clown*
Sisters: WHAT?!
50 Clown: Why don't I let Mr. and Mrs. Badness explain it to you special snowflakes?
*Rita and Lynn come out and sigh*
Rita: Kids, do you want to know why we abandoned Lance?
Lance: Actually, let me explain. 'Cause they might lie again.
50 Clown: Good point, Lance.
Lance: Alright, the reason they abandoned me is because I was UGLY, A DISAPPOINTMENT AND NOTHING! They were so mean to me.
*Lance starts to cry*
Lori: Don't cry, Lance. They abused me too while no one noticed.
*50 Clown goes in shock*
Leni: And me too.
Luna: And me too.
Luan: And me too.
The rest: And me too.
Lincoln (to Lance): And I was also abused by my parents. Plus, they don't take care of me as much as the other sisters.
50 Clown: Rita and Lynn, is that true?
Parents: *sigh* Yes, it's true. It's just so hard looking after 11 children. Before 12.
50 Clown: Listen, every other Tuesday my cousins come to visit. And they're five. And I don't have a problem with that 'cause I know how to look after multiple kids.
Parents: 'Cause you're a good person. We aren't. What are we going to do?
50 Clown: You're set with two paths. Completely lose custody of your children or take a year or two in child custody class.
Rita: I think we should take child custody class.
50 Clown: I agree.
*50 Clown calls the police*
911 Operator: 911, what's your emergency?
50 Clown: Get the police down to the Loud household. We need to arrest two people here.
*10 minutes later*
Lynn: I think we deserved it.
50 Clown: You did.
50 Clown (to police): PUT THEM IN THE CAR, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
*police puts parents in the police car*
50 Clown: Two years of child custody class should do.
Police Officer: I agree.
*police drives away*
50 Clown (to the Loud siblings): I'm so sorry for you. I was abused too, you know?
Loud siblings: Really?
50 Clown: Yes. Anyway, it doesn't matter now 'cause we're about to ride in my limo!
*black limo pulls up*
Everyone: WOW!
Lori: Who's driving?
50 Clown: The best driver I could find, his name is Bobby. A really cool dude. He told me he had a girlfriend called Lauren or Lori or something.
Lori: I'M HIS GIRLFRIEND! I'M LORI!
Lincoln (to viewer): Here we go, she's gonna go a little crazy.. I guess.
50 Clown: Nice. Got someone to talk to on the way.
Lori: Let me see him!
*Lori rushes to limo*
Lori: Bobby!
*Bobby looks behind him*
Bobby: Oh, hi, Lori. Let's go riding!
Lori: Oh, I say that when we're alone together. In my house and your house. In bed.
50 Clown: I will give you all your privacy 'cause if I hear moaning in your room, I will not dare go in there. 'Cause I'm not a creep. And yes, every single one of you will get your own room.
Everyone: Nice!
50 Clown: Now every whippersnapper, get into the car.
*Loud siblings get into the car, after them Gerald comes*
50 Clown: Alright, who wants to listen to Kanye West?!
Everyone: ME!
50 Clown: That's the language I'm speaking!
*50 Clown turns on some Kanye West while Bobby starts driving*
50 Clown: Now I ain't saying she's a gold digger, but she ain't messing with no broke- nah, I'm not gonna say that.
*everyone starts laughing*
THE END