Dino realized that he probably shouldn't leave his turtle alone anymore. It wasn't that he or Tsuna had accidentally spilled some water on the thing. Nope, he wasn't that unlucky today. Reborn was off with Bianchi somewhere, so the sadistic little tutor hadn't dropped Enzo into a sink and then sent him after someone for 'training'.
Though he had never quite seen the turtle so pissed off as when he walked into his office and found the poor thing flipped on his back on a stack of papers.
The Bucking Horse barely managed to stop his laughter at the expense of the turtle. He leaned against the doorway, eyeing the smaller male in his chair. "Um, okay... Babe? What are you doing with Enzo?" Dark green eyes flipped up to look at him from signing another document. "Huh? Ah, oh yeah... About that..." Blair chuckled under his breath, looking at the turtle angrily snapping his jaws in the air. Dino chuckled as Blair rubbed at the marks on his neck while he tried to explain why exactly he was using Enzo as a paperweight.
Why Dino couldn't help but laugh (and fall over while doing so) earlier, he now sorely regretted letting his lover use his turtle that way as Enzo, who had knocked over a bucket one of the maids was using, chased him around the Chiavarone Estate, roaring as loud as he could. Blair just hid in a tree and laughed till his face was red, all the while managing to hold a video camera. Squalo would get a kick out of this!
Word Count: 296
Time spent: maybe an hour with corrections and stuff
Based off: 'The Red Team'. Season One, Episode 13 of the amazing show, Elementary.