Its been 2 years since that summer at the lake house. 2 years since Greg and I got together. Corey and Keithie are going strong and Andre feels left out because of that.
"Emily, are you fine with walking to the Feder's?" Dad asked. He was going to pick up my 1/2 brother at the train station. I nod and pick up my bookbag.
I walk out and I walk down the road to their house. As I was walking to their house a deer ran out the door making the mailman throw the package up in the air to dodge it.
"Problem solved." Mr. Feder says. "Mr. Gigglesworth. Daddy its killing him." Becky says. "New problem began." He says after.
"Is that you bra Mrs. Feder." The mailman asks. "Easy." Mr. Feder says. "Gross." I say walking around the deer. It growls and I run to Greg. "Greg, go change." Mr. Feder says. He goes to change and I stand by Mrs. Feder, who was clutching her breasts.
"How did the deer get in?" I ask.
"Becky left the door open for a crazy ass deer." Keithie says. Corey walks up sees the deer and does the same thing i did. Keithie laughs and she hits him.
"I think ill go up to Greg." I go up to his room and when i walk in he was finishing by pulling his shirt over his head. He grabs his jacket and his bag and he kisses my cheek. I walk in front of Greg and while walking down Lenny hands Roxanne a box. I bounce a ball and pass it to Greg he bounces it
"Have a good day my buetiful children I love you all." Greg passes Lenny the ball and Lenny throws it a Beckys head.
"Hey Greg last chance to tell Emily." Tell me what?
"Tell Emily what?" Lenny asks. "Is that what takes you so long in the shower?"
"No! All I do in the shower is condition my hair."
"That's not what the deer told me."
"That deer's a liar!" Greg says. Oh umm.
"Yeah, Im to scared to tell her." Do they remember Im standing right here. "Besides, all the guys like her." Me?
"And you'll stay with her, Because you'll use my 3 step plan."
"What?"
"Make her smile."
"Tell her she has a nice smile."
"Tell her she has to go out that night."
"Why that night? "Greg asked.
"So Emily can't have more time to think of how fugly you are, because you are fugly.
"Come on Becky, its 8:00, school starts at 8:15 that means we only have 25 minutes."
We all look at each other and then Becky and Bean start riding and Mr. Feder says. "Read the street signs don't let Bean."
"Look at that, riding their bikes to school, couldnt do that in L.a"
"Thank God there no crazy people out here." Keithie says. After he says says that Nick, the bus driver, pulls up.
"Hey Nick how are you?"
"My wife's leaving me..," He says. "After 3 weeks." Greg and Keithie start laughing and I hit Greg in the arm.
"That's good for you. So what happened?"
"She found me eating a banana..." That's not so ba-" With my butt." There it is. Greg and i start laughing and we get in the bus. I sit on the window seat and the bus starts picking up more and more kids until Duffy starts insulting Donna's shoes.
"Leave her alone." Keithie says.
"What'd you say? " Duffy asks.
"Attention K-Mart shoppers lets find a seat please... Yes you in the camouflage jacket and Mariah Carey Hair lets pop a squat." Lenny says over the speaker.
Duffy doesn't sit down.
"Beanbag with arms and leg find a seat or seats before some one gets hurt."
We get to the school and the principal has blue foot trail. We walk up to the school and we go to our class room.
