10 Things to Annoy the Cullens Part 2
Steal Edwards piano and blame it on the Paper Gnomes.
Eat Emmett's army of Vampire Fruit
Constantly think "The Song that Never Ends" while sitting behind Edward in any class.
While thinking it, Hum the Jaws theme song out loud.
When he gets pissed and tries to destroy you, scream "HELP!!! VAMPIRE PRUDE!!!!" then run away like a maniac.
Tell Alice that the Mall has been permanently closed.
Paint Rosalie's BMW Purple and write, FEMALE SEX WORKER, on it with her phone number.
Walk in on Carlisle while he and Esme are…..You know. Then say sorry, you were looking for Dr. Condom.
Have sex on Edward's Piano.
Then when he gets pissed run upstairs and break all his cd's, then replace them wit Barbie Girl, The Song That Never Ends, and Jaws Theme song Cd's.