Going to be a series of letters from characters concerning the movies. Enjoy!
Characters Complaints
Dear Ms. Rowling and WB Studios,
I am writing concerning the muggle films that were created. Yes, it is really me, Harry Freakin' Potter.
Firstly, what the bloody hell is up with my neck in the 5th movie? I look like a snake. It's very strange and confused me to no avail.
Secondly, why do I always have so many cuts on my face? Every time I turn around there are scratches on my face.
Thirdly, my eyes are green. That is a fairly important fact. But in the films my eyes are blue.
In the 5th movie I have more mood swings than a girl during her time of the month. It is absolutely and utterly ridiculous.
In the 6th movie, I seem like a stuck up prat. I mean come on, that kissing scene was extremely strange!
In the 7th movie, it was really awkward with Hermione. All that dancing and what not.
In the 8th movie, why on God's green earth did I jump out of a window with Voldemort? So, so odd.
Please take this in to consideration. WB studios, please re-read the books.
Sincerely,
Harry James Potter.
P.S. Hermione proofread this.
P.S.S. Now that we have your addresses, others will be sending letters with their complaints.
I hope you liked it! Should I continue? What characters would you like to see? Review please….
Thanks to Lady Elizabeth of New York for the green eyes thing!