The Myraid Memoir

By:DrewBaudilaire

What if you were walking through your neighborhood grotto minding your business and someone dressed as a very odd looking clown came up to you and said ''Are you to eat any hamburgers at a restraint soon? You should go to the anxious clown! This very second a burglar could be robbing the restraint as we speak, yes! Noble people do not often rob restraints unless necessary , but a person who is witty would never fall into that predicament.'' You would probably say something along the lines of ''Who are you, what are you doing in this grotto, and why does it sound like you are talking in some sort of code?''(Maby) But one of the Baudilaires had different things to that very oddly dressed clown when he met him.

''Ugh!'' Sunny said as she lifted the giant spatula out of the water for what seemed the 1357 time(not confirmed yet)

'' I'm sorry Sunny!'' Violet said as she went back to helping Sunny row the small mattress sized boat.

Klaus had been rowing the boat since they had been in the boat and was now starting to get tired, but kept rowing as a evil man named Count Olaf kept them at pace.

''1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4!'' Olaf said over and over in the same voice as the last.

''Please, Count Olaf, can we have a break for at least 5 minutes. We have been rowing for hours!'' Violet said

''NO! We are almost there!'' Olaf said nastily

Violet was right, they had been rowing for many hours. The orphans and the sinister villain couldn't even see the city they had left, where the Hotel Denouement had caught fire, for Sunny had thought the smoke from it would catch the eye of Kit, Isabelle, or Duncan so it would act as a sign the meeting on Thursday was cancelled.

''Heheheheh'' Count Olaf chuckled. ''We are here!'' the Count said triumphantly.

The Baudilaires looked around them but saw not a speck of life around them , they couldn't even see the smoke from the hotel anymore.

''You!'' Olaf said as he pointed to the middle Baudilaire. ''Dive in and swim right underneath this boat until you come across a grotto, swim into it and you will see a man, he will ask ''How do you fix a broken mind?'' answer by saying ''With screws and nails'' He will give you a small parcel-that means a package.''(although the Baudilaires already knew what parcel meant) Olaf said all of this in one breath but as he said it his foul breath blew into Klaus's face.

''What about proper diving equipment? '' Klaus said wafting the air around him trying not to be noticed.

''Hah! Diving equipment! '' Olaf chuckled again. Klaus fell silent.

''Go now or you can use this as a helmet!'' Olaf said snatching up a old fashion diving helmet which contained the deadly Medusoid Mycelium.

Klaus was still silent as he took a large breath and dived into the glassy water, not knowing much of where he was going, or doing.

This is my second Fanfic, so I'm really aiming for Reveiws. Please tell me if you want to see more chapters of this story of if it stinks

-.-;;; heh.