The sun was rising just over the houses in the city and shining through the shades in the room. I rolled over in my warm sheets. My alarm clock hadn't gone off yet, but I was awake already. Having a set schedule does that to you. I turned over again and looked around my room. I had lots of manga action figures on shelves along the ceiling. Several framed posters were on my walls. Mostly band and manga themed. My name is Ichigo Kurosaki and I'm a virgin. I attend school at Karakura High. Most guys my age are having sex. Mostly with their girlfriends or the school sluts. I could name off a few. I feel like everyone is dying to have sex before they get to college. Whenever I talk to adults they always have that story of how they lost their virginity in high school. But I guess that just hasn't happened to me yet. Maybe it won't happen, I mean I graduate in 2 months. The odds are kind of against me, but oh well.

My alarm clock went off and I silenced it. Getting up I stretched my limbs. I headed to the bathroom I grabbed a towel and jumped into the shower letting the hot water work out the knots in my muscles. Once I was done I put on my uniform and headed out the door with my backpack slung over my shoulder.

When I got to school I saw a familiar face waiting for me.

I waved. "Hey Mizuiro!"

"Hey Ichigo how was your weekend?"

I shrugged my shoulders. "Didn't really do much."

"Yeah me neither."

We both walked inside to our classroom as it started. The teacher was getting on about something. We had been reading "The Great Gatsby" in class. I turned my head and looked at the girl behind me. It was Rukia Kuchiki. I had my eye on her for a while. Her eyes were a beautiful lavender color and her hair was black and silky. The way she smiled seemed to light up the room. My eyes wandered down to her chest. Her shirt button was undone and I could faintly see the beginning of here cleavage. She looked over and made eye contact with me. I quickly looked away.

I liked her a lot. But she would never go for a guy like me. She was Ms. Popular and I was just a nobody virgin. I bet she's been with plenty of guys. Guys that were probably stronger and better looking than I was.

The school day went by fast and soon it was time for me to go to work. I got on the bus and took out my work shirt. I pulled it over my school shirt. It was a tan collared shirt with stitching on the left chest that read "Urahara Tech." I worked at a local electronics store with a few interesting characters. They were good people though.

I walked off the bus and into Urahara Tech and Kisuke Urahara was at the front to greet me.

"Having a good day Ichigo?" He asked.

I nodded just as I heard arguing across the store. It was Toshiro and Byakuya at it again.

"Those two are always fighting over customers." Urahara winked walking away.

"You stole my customer you fag!" Toshiro yelled.

"I did not steal her she was left unattended so I helped her." Byakuya defended.

"That's because I left to get the pamphlet she had requested." Toshiro said holding out a paper.

"Well its too late the transaction is complete."

"Well then you better give me half the commission!"

"Half the commission? Bullshit! This is bullshit! You know what little fag boy I'm sick of you always trying to get in on my sales this is bullshit!"

"Oh really I'm getting in on your sales? You constantly poach my customers!"

"Bullshit! Every time I get a sale you go crying to Yoruichi. This is bullshit you're a fucking pussy!"

"You better listen to me good because you are fucking with the wrong nigger!"

"And you are fucking with the wrong China nigger!"

"I will hang your ass by your kimono!"

"Oh so kimono now? Do I look like I work in restaurant? Oooh you want fortune cookie? Fuck you! I am from Tokyo! I have a down town accent!"

"Alright man calm down, are you still going to cover my shift on Friday or what?"

"If I can keep the commission it is all fine!"

"Ok we're good then."

I shook my head and walked towards the back. I worked in the stock room. I was the stock room supervisor to be correct. On my way I ran into Yoruichi the floor manager.

"Hey there sport, new haircut?" She winked at me.

"Uh-uh y-yeah it is."

I tried to avoid Yoruichi as much as possible. She was extremely sexual. And came onto me quite frequently. It was kind of creepy and it made me feel very weird.

She leaned her face into my shoulder and inhaled deeply. My eyes went wide and I stood frozen. After a minute she pulled away smiling.

"Mmmm I just love that smell of musk on a man it's just so…."

She closed her eyes.

"Intoxicating!"

"Ummm err thank you."

She gave me a mischievous smile and walked past me.

"Get to work."

"SMACK!"

I felt a hard slap on my ass. What the hell? Did she just tap my ass? I shivered and walked into the stock room and put my ID badge over my neck.

Soi Fon was sitting at the desk chewing tobacco and spitting it in a cup. It was ok working with her. She was your typical butch lesbian. She wore tight jeans and she had the sleeves to her shirt cut off. Not to say she wasn't pretty, she definitely was. Although I had a feeling I could bend steel on her abs.

"What's up?" She asked.

I sighed picking up order forms. "Nothing really."

She spit in her cup again.

"What did you do this weekend?"

"Well all week I really wanted some tacos. So I went out and bought the meat and all the toppings. I chopped all the stuff up and seasoned the meat. I spent like two hours doing it and when I was done I didn't feel like eating them."

"Oh." She nodded.

"What did you do?" I asked.

"Well I went to Thailand on a boat with a bunch of my friends. And we went to one of those shows you know where girls shoot little balls out of their pussies."

I nodded.

"Yeah well we went and it was pretty cool. I mean they can shoot those things pretty far. So when I got home I decided to try it and I lost the ball up in my vagina for like 8 hours and when it finally came out I thought I was laying an egg."

I nodded my head. "That sounds cool."

Far off Ikkaku and Toshiro watched Ichigo talk to Soi Fon.

"So what do you think?" Toshiro asked.

"No fucking way!" Ikkaku said back.

"Yeah but we need 5 guys to play."

"I always thought he was a serial killer."

"No, he's just a little weird."

They watched Ichigo stamp order forms.

"I don't want to be turned into a lamp shade."

"Well fuck it."

Toshiro walked up to Ichigo.

"Hey Ichigo what's up?"

I looked up from my forms. "Nothing, what's up with you guys?"

"Say what are you doing later on tonight?"

"I don't know it's a school night."

"Why don't you come and play poker with us, you play right?"

"Yeah I play online sometimes."

"Well that settles it, we're going to play in the store tonight!"

"Are we allowed to do that?"

"Yes!" Ikkaku answered.

"Absolutely not." Toshiro finished.

"Ok well I'm gonna go tell Yoruichi."

Ikkaku and Toshiro gave me blank stares.

"Kidding!" I smiled.

"Oh right." Ikkaku and Toshiro laughed a little.

"Ok we'll see you at 10." Toshiro said turning around.

"I told you he's gonna kill us." Ikkaku whispered to Toshiro.

I smiled. This would be fun, right?

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