A/N: I got this idea from twitter, a tweet about BJ coming back to play Jamie at Jamie and Lucy's wedding, enjoy.
-Pessi . Rom
"Ma'm, I'm not sure you understand the seriousness of the situation," The security guard sitting in front of her said.
"First of all, I do not look like a ma'm, and second, Lawrence, is it, I assure you that I do," Mindy said.
She was sitting in the security office of Lake Meadows wedding facility in upstate New York. She was there attending an ex's wedding. Mindy had been in situations like this many times before at other weddings. What was different this time though was that there was a man sitting next to her, in an equal amount of trouble. Her boyfriend of three months, best friend and soul mate, Danny Castellano.
"I told you it was a bad idea, but no, you wouldn't listen to me. You said it would be sexy!" Danny said, hands tied, and sitting in the seat next to her.
"Exqueeze me, you were the one that didn't want to do it in the bathroom. What with what happened on the airplane back from LA," Mindy said, glaring at him. How dare he blame their current situation on her. He was just as much as fault, if not more, even.
"It seems neither of you understand the gravity of the situation. Ms. Silverado, you and Mr. Castellano not only trespassed into the coat check room, but you flashed a small child!" The security said, shaking his head.
"It was an accident. She walked in on us! What parent lets their child wander about? When we went places, my ma wouldn't let us out of her sight!" Danny said, gesticulating as much as he could with his hands tied.
"And would your 'ma' approve of you having sexual relations in a public place, traumatizing a child?" Lawrence asked with an eyebrow raised.
"No," Danny said sheepishly.
"Neither do we here at Lake Meadows. We have certain standards to maintain," Lawrence said.
"And we get that, but I promise we were just acting like horny teenagers, in love. We are guests of the bride and groom. We're not sex offenders or anything. Just go get Jamie or Lucy. Okay, maybe not the bride, but get the groom, Jamie, he'll vouch for us, I swear," Mindy said, not wanting matters to escalate to involving outside police.
"Yeah, we're all good friends. She used to date Jamie, and I dated Lucy," Danny chimed in.
"Technically I dated Jamie. Danny and Lucy only went on one date, a double date with me and Jamie actually. Incidentally, it was at the end of that date that Jamie proclaimed his love to Lucy right after catching Danny and her making out on my stoop," Mindy regaled dramatically.
"So is that what this is all about? Revenge? Trying to ruin an ex's wedding, with indecency?" Lawrence asked.
"What, no, we wouldn't!" Danny said, outraged.
"No, not this time. I have been known to ruin an ex's wedding or two or three, but I'm happily in love with this guy right here. So, no, this was about sex with this gorgeous little man, not revenge," Mindy said.
"Why would you tell him that!" Danny said, shaking his head, though a part of him couldn't help but smile at the gorgeous part of her backhanded compliment.
"After saying that, you can't blame me for not believing you. We were told to look out for any suspicious activity given the bride's occupation as a prosecuting attorney," Lawrence said.
"Yeah, they look kinda shifty, especially the sweaty one. He looks like he's got something to hide," A second security guard said, coming out of the shadows and glancing at Danny across the table with an accusatory eye.
"What is this, a police interrogation? I've got a glandular condition. Come on!" Danny said.
"This would be a time where you're not supposed to sweat like you're in a sweat lodge," Mindy said, looking at the sweat stains on Danny's formerly handsome suit.
"I knew we shouldn't have come to this. I told you it was gonna be a bad idea," Danny said, shaking his head.
"Then why did you come with me, Danny!" Mindy said, annoyed.
"The better question is what really brought you two to this wedding," The other security guard said, looking suspiciously at Mindy then to Danny.
"Well..." Mindy replied, thinking back to how they'd ended up here in the first place. The start of that story began three weeks prior.
Mindy had been spending most of her time at Danny's since they got back together. The lease on her apartment was almost up and at the end of it, she would be moving in with Danny, well sort of. They'd had another all in talk and decided that Mindy would live in his 'spare' apartment and after a year if they didn't end up killing each other, they'd know they were ready and would expand the apartment into one big condo.
She hadn't been home in a couple of days, so she decided to stop by her apartment to make sure no one broke in again, and to also check her mail. Most of the people in her life contacted her through phone calls, text messages, emails, Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Her bills were also paid online. But there were a few relatives who still sent letters, like her Aunt Amrita, who always sent her a card with money in it for her birthday. Amrita usually sent the card a few weeks early, and Mindy's birthday would be coming up soon. Mindy walked in relived to find her apartment still intact. She sorted through her mail.
"Junk, credit card, junk, new People magazine," Mindy said, separating the mail into two piles, one to keep and one to toss. She stopped on a card shaped envelope. The return address was blurry, it must have got smeared during that rain storm the previous week.
"Please be a birthday card, please be a birthday card, wedding invite?" Mindy said, opening the envelope to see it was not a birthday card from Amrita, but a formal invitation from Jamie and Lucy, inviting her and a plus one to their wedding.
Mindy had completely forgotten about Jamie. The last time she saw him was at her Haiti going away party at Danny's apartment. He had told her that he and Lucy had gotten engaged and were living together. He then had gone on to say some pretty pretentious remarks about her going off to Haiti with Casey. She hadn't heard from Jaime since then, until now.
"What the hell?" Mindy said, reading over the card. The wedding was in three weeks at a wedding facility in upstate New York. They'd probably decided to invite her seeing how she was the reason the two were even together. They probably thought she wouldn't show up, and just sent it to be nice, like all her other exes. She'd show them. She'd bring Danny and show Jamie and Lucy that she'd fallen in love with her own best friend. That she and Danny were more in love then those idiots who took fifteen years to realize they belonged together. Thank God it had only taken her and Danny about three.
Mindy couldn't wait to show off Danny at the wedding. Between her dance moves and his, they would be tearing up the dance floor. Not to mention making all the single girls jealous that Danny was all hers. All she had to do was convince Danny to go to the wedding.
"Danny, my amazing, wonderful, handsome boyfriend who loves me ever so much," Mindy said, bursting into Danny's office at Schulman & Associates.
"What are you up to, Min?" Danny asked, looking at her suspiciously.
"What? Can't I enter my boyfriend's office without ulterior motives, although I might have one?" Mindy said, closing his office door before leaning down to kiss him, plopping herself into his lap.
"Min, not that I mind all that much, but you're clearly trying to distract me into saying yes to something," Danny said, breaking the kiss. He knew his girlfriend all too well.
"Okay, fine," Mindy said, quickly getting off of his lap.
"I didn't say 'get off.'" Danny said, instantly missing her proximity and the effect it was having on his body.
"Too late. Plenty of time for that later. So I got this today in the mail," Mindy said, handing him the wedding invitation.
"Jamie and Lucy are getting married. Good for them. What's it gotta do with me and you? You're not gonna try to convince me to go to another concert, that Hannah Cyrus one was bad enough. Take Betsy, hell, even take Morgan. I'm not going again," Danny said, putting the card down on his desk.
"There's no concert, and for the last time it's Miley Cyrus. This isn't a wedding announcement. It's an invitation," Mindy said, picking up the card.
"No, uh, uh, not a good idea," Danny said, shaking his head.
"Come on, Danny, we haven't had a night out in weeks. We basically go to work, go home, eat, drink, have sex and go to sleep. And sometimes we're too full to have sex," Mindy said.
"Whats wrong with that?" Danny asked.
"Nothing. I just want to dress up, sit through their boring wedding, then hit the dance floor with my very talented boyfriend. Maybe catch the bouquet," Mindy said, with a wink.
"Oh, so you want us to go so you can show me off?" Danny asked.
"Pretty much, and it will be fun, Danny. Come on, pretty please," Mindy said, climbing back into his lap.
"Okay, okay. You had me at 'my amazing, wonderful, handsome boyfriend.' And I do love you so much. So if going to Jamie and Lucy's wedding, and showing off me and my dance moves will make you happy, then we'll go," Danny said, cupping her face with his hands.
"Thanks, babe. I love you. You're the best!" Mindy said, giving him a quick peck on the lips before once again hopping off his lap.
"Where you going?" Danny asked.
"I've gotta go find a fabulous dress," Mindy said, already halfway to the door.
"But the wedding isn't for another three weeks," Danny said.
"I know. I wish stupid Jamie and Lucy had sent the invitation earlier," Mindy said, then left his office as quickly as she had popped in.
Danny had to shake the image and feeling of Mindy on his lap, the way she ran her hands through his hair, and the way her smooth round butt felt under his hand. Oh boy. He had a patient coming in a few minutes. There was no privacy in the men's bathroom, not with Morgan always lurking around. He had to think of his go-to image to calm things down in his pants.
"Fenway Park, stupid Fenway Park. It's the worst!" Danny said to himself, picturing it. He sighed in relief as those thoughts did the trick. This was followed by Betsy walking in telling him his one o'clock had just arrived.
A/N: So that's the first chapter, my goal is write/update a new chapter every weekend/beginning of the week. I'm thinking this wont go beyond three chapters, cause I don't want to draw it out too much. I have the outline in my head, so unless something comes up I should be able to update every week. Special thanks to my fellow twitter mindians at mindiansminute for the tweet that sparked this idea and to at bowyetran for providing Fenway park as Danny's "image". Also as always special thanks to my lovely beta Robin, betaing and reading not 1 but 3 of my fics today, she really is a god send. Follow her at minidan3 on twitter. You can follow me on tumblr/twitter at mindiangrowl. Till next week.
- Pessi . Rom