Disclaimer: Characters and world by JK Rowling!
A/N: This has been running around in my head for a while so I decided to write it out.
"What gender do you think it's gonna be?"
"Boy."
"Really? I think girl."
"I think boy."
"How do you know?"
"Intuition."
"But you're the father."
"So?"
"You have no part in this."
"Really? I seem to remember having at least a little to do with it."
"Wanker."
"I still think boy."
"Well, my mother's intuition tells me that it'll be a girl."
"Are you sure that's not just what you want?"
"Yes."
"…I still think boy."
"I still think girl."
"Boy."
"Girl."
"Boy."
"Girl."
"Boy."
"Girl."
"Girl."
"Boy – wait no, what?"
"…"
"Oh, you think you're clever – stop laughing! Arse."
"You said boy."
"…You said girl."
"No, I – wait – damn."
"Ha! A flaw in the plan!"
"You still fell for the oldest trick in the book."
"Hey, look over there!"
"…"
"You… actually… looked!"
"What – may I ask – was the point of that?"
"You said that was the oldest trick in the book. It wasn't. That was."
"You wench. I married a wench."
"And I married a git. This isn't a good arrangement for anyone."
"I still think it's a boy."
"It's not a boy, you stubborn prat!"
"Back to the old insults, are we? A little immature, if you ask me."
"That's rich."
"Okay, stop italicizing; we have to think of names!"
"That wasn't the objective of today."
"It is now."
"Okay, then. Permission to veto?"
"Granted. Okay, um, Chase?"
"Veto. Lilac?"
"Veto. Irvin?"
"Ew, veto. Regina?"
"Sounds like a name for a bitch; veto. Wesley?"
"You are not good at this; veto. Martha?"
"Veto. James?"
"We are not naming our child after you."
"Can't blame a guy for trying."
"Eh. Hazel?"
"Hm. Veto, I think. Luther?"
"Veto. Rachel?"
"Veto. Darren?"
"What is – veto. Jasmine?"
"Following in the Evans tradition, are we? Veto. Adam?"
"Do you hear yourself? Adam Potter? Veto. Iris?"
"Veto-"
"Can you stop vetoing everything I say?"
"Can you stop vetoing everything I say?"
"Arse. Let's continue. Primrose?"
"Primrose Potter? I don't think so; veto. Preston?"
"Where are you getting this from? Veto. Daisy?"
"Veto. Daniel?"
"Veto. Ivy?"
"Veto. What about Harold, after my grandfather?"
"Too old sounding. He/she – most likely she – will be an infant. Have you ever met an infant named Harold?"
"Well, it has to start somewhere."
"If it was going to be anything even remotely similar to Harold, it'd be – Oh! I've got it!"
"What?"
"Harry!"
"So you think it'll be a boy, now?"
"…Git."
"Wench."