My first experience with fan fiction (in song form)
To the tune of B.Y.O.B. by System of A Down
http://free .napster. com/player/tracks/15059666
No!
You won't think that I'm messed up!
All you filthy writers are going to hell-a
Dominatrix Carlisle
Jacob raping Bella
Lesbian threesomes coming from satanic computers
You depend on our production
Yet you feed us lies from the Lexicon
La la la la la la la la la la
Everybody's gonna write a story, make a few quick bucks
Checking over our work, making sure that everyone fucks
Immortal sperm disappearing into vampire's wet mouth
Writing until midnight with no good intentions
Vibrators dipped in oil
Crying "Jasper!"
Sex on a Ferris wheel
Still you feed us lies from the Lexicon
La la la la la la la la la la
Everybody's gonna write a story, make a few quick bucks
Checking over our work, making sure that everyone fucks
Everybody's gonna write a story, make a few quick bucks
Checking over our work, making sure that everyone fucks
Blast off!
It's story time!
Your eyes grow wide in fascination
Blast off!
And you're gonna say
"Who the fuck are you?"
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
If you read this fan fiction stuff
You won't think that I'm messed up
If you read this fan fiction stuff
You won't think that I'm messed up
You won't think that I'm messed up
You won't think that I'm messed up
You won't think that I'm messed up
You won't think that I'm messed up
Immortal sperm disappearing into vampire's wet mouth
Writing until midnight with no good intentions
Vibrators dipped in oil
Crying "Jasper!"
Sex on a Ferris wheel
Still you feed us lies from the Lexicon
La la la la la la la la la la
Everybody's gonna write a story, make a few quick bucks
Checking over our work, making sure that everyone fucks
Everybody's gonna write a story, make a few quick bucks
Checking over our work, making sure that everyone…
Who the fuck are you?
Who the fuck are you?
If you read this fan fiction stuff
You won't think that I'm messed up
If you read this fan fiction stuff
You won't think that I'm messed up
You won't think that I'm messed up
You won't think that I'm messed up
You won't think that I'm messed up
You won't think that I'm messed up
You won't think that I'm messed up
Won't think that I'm messed up
Won't think that I'm messed up