Yes, I know this is in script form. Bear with me, and the next one will be in dialogue form. Thanks a million!
Disclaimer: I don't own the Animorphs. I also do not own the song "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas. Please don't sue!
All six Animorphs are hanging around in Cassie's barn just after a meeting. It is a wonderful day out, and everyone is feeling relaxed. Suddenly, Marco gets this devilish grin on his face…
Marco: Hey Rach, want to hear me sing a song?
Rachel: No.
Marco: I'm singing it especially for you! C'mon!
Rachel: In that case, NO!!!
Marco: Okay then!
(Marco begins to sing.)
Marco: Your humps, your humps, your humps, your humps. Your lovely lady lumps!
Rachel: (menacingly) If you don't stop singing RIGHT NOW, Marco, you are going to seriously regret it…
Marco pays no heed to her warning.
Marco: Whatcha gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your-
WHACK!
(Marco squeals as Rachel kicks him in the groin.)
(Cassie approaches Marco, who is on the floor and writhing with pain.)
Cassie: Rachel, I think you killed him!
Rachel: Good riddance!
Ax: Rachel, Cassie, what are these "humps" Marco speaks of? And what are "lovely lady lumps?" And what is "junk?" I was under the impression that was something you did not wish to have!
Jake: Ax, this is another one of those things that we will tell you when you get older.
Ax: Ah. Yes, Prince Jake.
Jake: Ax, don't call me prince.
Ax: Yes, Prince Jake