The Wicked Witch of the West was sitting in her tower looking into her mystic looking glass. One
of her monkey friends was sitting beside her. The Wicked Witch scowled at what she saw; it was Glinda
twirling and singing and blowing bubbles in that silly little rainbow colored town of Munchkin land. The Wicked Witch disappeared from her tower room and reappeared in Munchkin land with her broom at hand. She spun around and looked at Glinda who was being her normal giddy, air headed self.
"Glinda!" The Wicked Witch who we will call Elphaba called. Glinda spun around.
"Elphie!" She exclaimed throwing her bubble wand behind her. She picked up her pink frilly gown and ran over to Elphaba. "I haven't seen you in a prune's age!" Glinda exclaimed again. Elphaba put her head in her hands and sighed.
"Do you know what happened to the Cowardly Lion?" She asked.
"Oh, don't worry about him . . . just look in . . . his den, when, night begins . . .!" Glinda sang.
"Don't sing!" Elphaba snapped. Glinda had a puzzled look on her face and shrugged.
"Why are you looking for him anyway?" Glinda asked tilting her head. Elphaba glanced away and crossed her arms.
"I'm getting a little worried. I introduced him to this online game called Warriors of Warcraft and I haven't seen since."
"Well is he playing it?" Glinda asked. Elphaba sighed annoyingly .
"Well obviously, but I'm afraid he's been addicted!" Elphaba snapped. "You know how fat he already is, he's going to have a heart attack if he doesn't start getting some exercise."
"Now Elphie, Lion is not fat it's just his fur, it's poofy," Glinda corrected. Elphaba glared at Glinda for a moment and then shook her head. "Besides how do you know he's even playing it he might be hiding in a corner thinking that his computer is going to attack him!" Glinda said folding her hands.
"Well if he's hiding in a corner afraid to move he's probably starving!" Elphaba snapped again. "Look you're coming with me to find him. I'm worried about him . . . and his electric bill."
"Oh alright but first It's time for tea!" Glinda exclaimed clapping her hands and sending both her and Elphaba through the vacuums of space and reappearing in a small house.