AN: okay soo I have never ever written a Office fanfic before so please be nice. Sorry if the Characters are OCC.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything, The Office is an NBC production. I do however own the Delilah, she is my character.Delilah I'm thinking would be played by Ellen Page. And I don't own the song either by the way. I am also sorry if you are offended by anything said here. If you are just put it in the review and I will take the story down.

TALKING HEAD: DELILAH
Uh… so um I go to Marywood University in Scranton. I am a junior there and I needed an internship for my degree. I'm in the business and managerial science program. I applied here and they hired me... obviously… Okay this is weird. Do I really have to do this? Cause this isn't what I signed up for.

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TALKING HEAD: JIM
Yeah we just got a new hire Delilah Jackson, she's gonna intern here for a while, whether it be for her full semester or until Michael alienates her we're not sure yet. (smirks)

Sales

Michael: Hey there Delilah! Oh haha! What's it like in New York City?

Delilah: (stares at him blankly) Don't, just don't…

Michael: Um okay… well we are gonna put you at Karen's old desk so you're right in the middle of all the action!

Delilah: great… uhhh am I gonna have a keyboard?

(shot of desk there's a monitor but that's it)

Michael: That's your first task here at Dunder-Miflin! A Scavenger hunt! There's a clue here somewhere…

OPENING CREDITS

TALKING HEAD: DWIGHT
I don't know why anyone would degrade themselves with being an intern. Their job is lower on the tolidum pole then receptionist. That means I respect her less then I do Pam. But anyone that is willing to date Jim Halpert I have no respect for. So basically I will respect the intern equally as I do the receptionist here. Which is not at all.

Conference Room

(Everyone is sitting on one side of the room and Delilah is sitting on the other by herself. Michael is standing in the middle)

Michael: So we are here today to welcome our newest member to our family! Delilah.

Andy: Michael? Why is Delilah sitting in a chair why isn't she on top of the table?

Michael: Well because she isn't our equal she's just the intern. She's lucky she is even in a chair. She is like the family dog. She is already raised up from her position of sitting Indian style on the floor.

Kelly: Is that some crack about me? Cause if it is I will get Darryl up here so fast. And he will go Rodney King on your ass.

Kevin: Don't you mean he'll be like the cops on Rodney King?

Michael: Rodney King was black Kevin, just like Darryl. Duh…

TALKING HEAD DELILAH:
So when I was in the interview with Jim, Toby and Michael I didn't understand why Jim and Toby begged me to look for another internship… but I'm starting to see why now… They are so racist here.


Reception

(Jim is standing at the desk while Pam plays free cell and Creed is making copies)

Kevin: Who wants to get in on the pool of how long Delilah's gonna stay here?

Creed: I'm in.

Kevin: No you are a sure fire reason she'll leave. You can just pick a day and go up to her and show her your four toes and she'll be out the door. I really need to have a shot to win this… I already have a promissory note going with my bookie.

Pam: I'm in.

Jim: Wow is this part of the Fancy New Beesly? Betting against a co-worker?

Pam: I feel bad for her. If I win I'm going to give her all of the money.

Jim: What is she doing?
(Watching as Delilah walks over to the planter and pulls a note out of it.)

Pam: Michael is making her go on a scavenger hunt to find her keyboard.

Jim: Oh right I forgot that scavenger hunts were part of training.

Pam: We have got to help her.

(Commercial Break)

A/N: Okay so it wasn't that long… but I'm not finished yet. Let me know if you like it so I can continue on. Also sorry about the Rodney King joke. I don't think it was that funny but I believe that Michael would say something like that.