So the prep-ass whale ran up to me an hugged me so tite that i couldnt breath. I guess i didnt need to thouh seeng as i am a vampire under the see.
"get off me you prep" i sneered. Squiddy laughed in the backround
"oh, gothie! dont be such a grumpy gills!" she squealed
"i dont have any fuckin gills, Pearl you prep ass whale." I sneered. Squiddy laughted in the backround. Pearl ran of crying, tears flowing freely from her hazel eyes.
"I see why yer parents sent you here lassy. You got a sailor's mouth. Ought to wash it out, I oughta!" My unlce said in his weird acent
"stuff it crabs!" i said and went into the meat freezer to lock my sorrows in the cold icy room. Alone.
A few hours later i heard a knck at the door
"WHAT" i screamed
"Hi! My name's spongebob! You must be the new employee! I'd love to give you some tips! And show you the training video! Mr. Krabs said I could even teach you the SECRET RECIPE" said the voice
"Fuck no" I screamed. Then I herd my uncle say
"Well some ones gotta do it, lass." then a brilliant idea poped into my head.
"Squiddy will."
bhum hm hmmm;.