Watch Out for Egyptians

by Kaori

The formatting is a little screwed up but I think it's legible. This is a parody of Walk Like an Egyptian by The Bangles.

The frightening thing about this songfic is that nobody's done it yet. Trust me, I've looked. I've been thinking about it for a few years now but… I was kind of hoping someone else would do it. Anyway…

Disclaimer: I don not own Yugioh or any of the characters mentioned nor do I own the song being parodied, Walk Like An Egyptian which is by The Bangles.

Watch Out for Egyptians

By Kaori

See the ancient tablets from the tomb

Egyptian Shadow Games they show

But now it seems (oh whey oh)

The action has moved to Domino.

If you plan to stay for a while

I think you'd better hide your deck

There are card snatching thieves (oh whey oh)

And a rod-wielding psychopath.

Wanna-bes at the tournament say

Whey oh whey oh oh ay oh whey oh

Watch out for Egyptians.

See the scary albino kid

And the one with the real spiky haircut

They've got the moves (oh oh whey oh)

And they really hate each others guts.

All the kids from the local high school

They all rush down to Kaiba Land

To watch the duels (oh whey oh)

And be mesmerized by Egyptians.

Stalker girls at Otogi's shop say

Whey oh whey oh oh ay oh whey oh

Watch out for Egyptians.

The Eye of Horus glows real bright

As they ready for an attack

Switch to defense (oh whey oh)

And strike a pose on the holo deck.

If you wanna find the best cards

They're all in the Kame Shop.

And Kaiba Corp (oh whey oh)

Is where they make all that techno stuff.

Be sure and keep an eye on your friends

Or soon they'll be snatchin' cards from your hand.

That's how you know (oh whey oh)

They're following a mad Egyptian.

There's a guy in a doggy suit sayin'

Whey oh whey oh oh ay oh whey oh

Watch out for Egyptians.

Watch out for Egyptians

Now that I've got that out of my system, maybe I can get some sleep. [pause] Eh, who am I kidding I'm going to be up all night humming this now…