Shrek 2: A Love that Crosses Generations, Literally
Sequel to Shrek's New Annoyance; to be read AFTER Shrek's New Annoyance
Chapter 1: We're Off to the 21st Century
As you all know (or should know), at the end of our previous Shrek story Fiona, Shrek, and Donkey were searching for the lost Harry Potter. Their search was fruitless. This story begins just when they're about to give up and go back to the swamp.
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"Shrek, I want you to meet my parents," Fiona announced as the three were walking along a path. Donkey was too busy searching a bush for Harry to pay attention.
Shrek, however, stopped dead in his tracks. He began to stutter, "Um, uh, why?"
"I think they'd like to know the guy who rescued me. Plus, I haven't seen them in a wile, being locked in a tower and all," Fiona said.
"Um, okay, where do they live?"
"Follow me! C'mon, Donkey," Fiona said happily and skipped along. Donkey and Shrek followed.
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About an hour later, they reached a clearing in a huge forest. In the middle there was some sort of machine that Donkey and Shrek had never seen and didn't understand.
"What is that thing?" Donkey asked. It was obvious he was impressed.
"A time machine," Fiona said simply.
"A who?" Shrek asked.
"Just get in," Fiona said. She pushed Shrek and Donkey in. Donkey immediately tried to press all the buttons at once.
"I wonder what this does," the whole machine shook, "And this one!" Shrek's chair suddenly jumped up on a spring and Shrek went flying.
"Woo!" Donkey yelled, having fun. He pressed another and extremely loud music began playing.
"DONKEY!" Fiona screamed. Donkey pressed the button again and the music turned off.
"Woooow," Donkey gasped, "I could hear you over the music!"
"Let me press the buttons. You don't touch anything," she said.
Fiona sat down and pressed a few buttons. A minute later they arrived in the middle of a street. Cars zoomed past.
"My parents live that way," Fiona said, pointing left.
"Where are we?" Donkey asked, amazed.
"We're in the year 2004, way ahead of your time."
"Wow," was all Shrek could say. They stood there for a minute. Shrek and Donkey took in all the sights.
Suddenly, Fiona punched Shrek.
"Punchbuggy."
Sequel to Shrek's New Annoyance; to be read AFTER Shrek's New Annoyance
Chapter 1: We're Off to the 21st Century
As you all know (or should know), at the end of our previous Shrek story Fiona, Shrek, and Donkey were searching for the lost Harry Potter. Their search was fruitless. This story begins just when they're about to give up and go back to the swamp.
***
"Shrek, I want you to meet my parents," Fiona announced as the three were walking along a path. Donkey was too busy searching a bush for Harry to pay attention.
Shrek, however, stopped dead in his tracks. He began to stutter, "Um, uh, why?"
"I think they'd like to know the guy who rescued me. Plus, I haven't seen them in a wile, being locked in a tower and all," Fiona said.
"Um, okay, where do they live?"
"Follow me! C'mon, Donkey," Fiona said happily and skipped along. Donkey and Shrek followed.
***
About an hour later, they reached a clearing in a huge forest. In the middle there was some sort of machine that Donkey and Shrek had never seen and didn't understand.
"What is that thing?" Donkey asked. It was obvious he was impressed.
"A time machine," Fiona said simply.
"A who?" Shrek asked.
"Just get in," Fiona said. She pushed Shrek and Donkey in. Donkey immediately tried to press all the buttons at once.
"I wonder what this does," the whole machine shook, "And this one!" Shrek's chair suddenly jumped up on a spring and Shrek went flying.
"Woo!" Donkey yelled, having fun. He pressed another and extremely loud music began playing.
"DONKEY!" Fiona screamed. Donkey pressed the button again and the music turned off.
"Woooow," Donkey gasped, "I could hear you over the music!"
"Let me press the buttons. You don't touch anything," she said.
Fiona sat down and pressed a few buttons. A minute later they arrived in the middle of a street. Cars zoomed past.
"My parents live that way," Fiona said, pointing left.
"Where are we?" Donkey asked, amazed.
"We're in the year 2004, way ahead of your time."
"Wow," was all Shrek could say. They stood there for a minute. Shrek and Donkey took in all the sights.
Suddenly, Fiona punched Shrek.
"Punchbuggy."