TRAILER PREVIEW

Three separate but equally important groups, fight for the criminal justice system of Gaia. There are the officers who investigate crimes, the district attorneys who prosecute the offenders, and of course, there are the criminals who commit the crimes.

These are their Stories.

BAIL AND PROBATION ("Law and Order" Sound Effect)

NOW FOR YOUR FEATURE PRESENTATION

Feather Fall Pictures Presents

In Association with Gigglefitz Studios AND BadBoy Entertainment

THE STRAIGHT,

THE GAY,

AND THE BI

(Funky western music)

Starring

The Straight

Julie, Joanna, Amanda, Amelia, Chesta, Milerna, Dryden, Folken, Gary, Nerissa, Vari, and Goah

The Gay

Van, Guimel, Gatti, Dalet, Gaddes and The A-Crew

And The Bi

Dilandau, Miguel, Allen

Scene One

The scene opens up with a typical western town setting. As a tumbleweed rolls by the camera moves up to the Lusty Knight's Saloon and through the swinging doors. The random towns people are at the bar drinking, or gathered around tables associating with the western mafia. The A-Crew is at the bar playing cards with Gaddes the bartender, while the "YMCA" is being played on an old-fashioned western player piano. Gaddes looks up from his Strip Old Maid hand, and looks to Folken as he enters. He says in a western accent, all serious-like, "so, you've come back, huh?"

"For you?" Folken asks, suppressing a laugh. "Hardly. I came to see Allen about..."

"OOOOOOOOHHH!!" cry the excited crcrewmembers throwing down their intense card game. "Allen has a boyfriend! Allen has a boyfriend!" The ruthless chanting goes on and on.

"No. Actually I'm quite straight. Unlike you... what the A-Crew? I think it's more like the GAY crew!" Folken laughs at his own joke hysterically, while the insane chanting carries on.

Through all of the noise, Allen enters from the bedroom (there is only one) awakening from his beauty sleep – at three in the afternoon. He leans on the doorframe and watches the events as the A-Crew stop singing and listen to Folken.

Folken continues, "Anyway I came for some hair advice from Allen, the man keeps his hair very well tamed, you see."

Allen clears his throat to let everyone know he's there and enters, wearing his nightshirt. Allen walks over, trying to look unimpressed that Folken was here, but really on the inside he was gleeful. "So, Folken. What can I- HEY IS THAT STRIP OLD MAID!! That's my favourite!!" Folken slaps his forehead.

"Yeah boss. We'll deal you in."

"No! He has to deal with my hair!" interjects Folken.

One A-Crew member says with a lisp, "oh! Somebody's being greedy."

"I am not!" shouts Folken.

"Calm down. Calm down, there's plenty of me to go around!" Says Allen with a chuckle. He turns to Folken. "I'll play that game later. Right now, we have to work on your hair."

"Okay, I was thinking of doing something dif-"

"What do you think, boys? Does he need an organic experience?" The A-crew agrees wildly, and big smiles cross their faces.

"A what experience?" asks Folken, suddenly becoming extremely nervous.

"Tell me, Folken. Do you have the Urge?" Asks Allen, stalking menacingly towards him, his cronies not far behind.

"The urge to what, exactly?" Folken stammers, backing away only to be met by a chair pushed by one of the guys. Folken is forced to sit.

"Why, the Urge to Herbal of course!" Allen laughed as if there were no other explanation. They all break into song, excepting Folken, of course.

"He's got the urge to Herbal. Natural Botanical. Folken wants to herbal in the shower, for another half an hour! He's got the urge!"

By now, Folken is getting into it, the exhilarating natural feel of this new shampoo and conditioner, that he's never before experienced. After all of the singing, dancing and washing Folken's hair was over, Allen asks, "What did you think? Like the Organic Experience?"

"Yeah! Where can I get this shampoo and conditioner?" Folken asks him. "It really gives me healthy looking hair"

"Forget that! It's time for the body wash!" cries Gaddes.

"What?!" screams Folken.

"Get him." Says one of the men.

"Allen! Help me!" Folken cries. But Allen does nothing. "AHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Trust us! You'll feel so much better after your body wash!" said one guy.

"NOOOOO somebody help me" cries Folken.

Outside the saloon, three mysterious figures hear the cries from within.

Suddenly, the swinging saloon doors burst open with a crash. Everyone in the room becomes silent. Three figures are cast in shadows at the entrance. Classic bad-guy-entering-the-saloon western suspense music plays.

"Unhand that man, ya yella-bellied, lily-livered desert hogs!" Yells Joanna.

"Nobody screams for help unless it is at the mercy of the Fugitive Four.'

Fortunately for Folken, three super villains heard his pleas for help.

"Who are you?" asks Allen.

"We're the Fugitive Four, working towards becoming the only super Villains to be reckoned with." Says Julie.

"We know what your angle is, and you are doing wrong!" Exclaims Amanda.

"We're the ones who are supposed to do wrong. You are going to pay! NOW!" Growls Joanna.

"Fugitive... Four?" Asks one member.

"I count three." Puts in another.

"Yeah." Says Folken.

"SHUT UP!" All three girls say together. "You are ruining our intro!"

"But," protested Allen "We are not super villains!"

"SILENCE!!" Says Julie "I'm Falcon!" (Short red hair and kinda short)

"I'm Fox!" Says Amanda (Long brown hair and kinda tall)

"And I'm Frog!" Says Joanna. (Medium length blonde hair and average height)

"And we're the Fugitive Four!" Say all three.

"You will release Folken from your grips, give him back his clothes..." starts Julie...

...while Joanna finishes, "Or we will unleash our awesome evil powers!"

They let him go in awe, and toss his clothes to Amanda. Folken runs to the three girls, relieved to see some females. "Thank you, Fugitive Four! Thank you!"

"No need to thank us, we're just doing you a favour now, to ensure our villainous reign spreads to all corners of the earth!" says Amanda. She looks to Allen, and wiggled her fingers in hello. Allen smiles and waved back to her.

"Now!" says Julie suddenly overtaken by a Western accent. "We're here ta clean up this desert town, mark my words. I'm the new sheriff of this here town, and these are my deputies. There will be no breakin' of the law in my town from this day forth." The Fugitive Four were met with a respectable cheer from the crowd at the Lusty Knight's Saloon.

'So now that you're our Sheriff what brings you to our mild manner town?' Allen asks.

'Well' Joanna begins 'it all started when the forth fugitive four member, Amelia needed to go on vacation…'

Fades to a scene to a lofty apartment in a booming metropolitan city. Amelia (Black bob haircut and average height) is in the process of telling the rest of the Fugitive Four that she needs a vacation.

'I joined this group of super villains because I needed more excitement in my life. However, things have gone stale and I need a 2-week vacation. I'm going to the sunny beaches of Asturia'

Joanna's narrative voice is heard over the action of Amanda, Julie and Joanna reading a letter. 'Three days later we got a letter asking us to join her at the sunny beaches of Asturia. Julie and I requested that Amanda pick up the plane tickets and off we went.'

Flashback ends. Julie continues 'it wasn't until we arrived here in "sunny Apoletta" that we realized that Amanda made a mistake and bought the wrong tickets. Instead of wasting our money and vacation time trying to get to her vacation spot we left her a message as to the whereabouts of us'

'Now that our story is out of the way, what exactly was going on with that guy?' Joanna asks.

'Folken' Folken interrupts

'What exactly was going on with Folken?' Joanna continues.

'Well, I was trying to impress my parents by getting a better hairstyle. The only person who is able to pull off the David Bowie look since the 70's is David Bowie.'

'Hairstyle? I thought this was a saloon not a salon' Joanna says.

'Isn't that the same thing?' Amada asks.

'No Amanda it's not' Joanna tells her impatiently.

In the background Allen and Amanda begin talking about what hairstyle would best suit Folken. In the foreground Joanna leans into Julie. 'That's a brilliant scheme you've concocted, taking the position of sheriff to commit crimes under the guise of the law.'

'What?' Julie responds 'no. We're on vacation. There is to be absolutely no law breaking from you or Amanda while we are here. Our job is to be super villains and I believe that people shouldn't bring work with them while they are on vacation. And what is a super villain's job description?'

'Wreaking havoc and doing wrong…" mutters Joanna in disappointment.

"Well, we are going to do the opposite of that while we're on vacation!"

"No! You can't mean…" Joanna gasps.

"YES! We are going to DO GOOD!"

Narrator: And so, with the new sheriff in town, it seemed as if the law would never be broken again. But there was some serious crimes happening, and Sheriff Falcon and Deputy Frog, and Deputy Fox, would have to get to the bottom of them.

Fade To Black.