Chapter 1 – A Favor

Narrator: Somewhere in the land of Ooo there lived a boy. Oh no this boy isn't the one you think it is. This was many years after his time. In a house in the middle of the apple forest lived this boy. Where many apple pies were baked only to be eaten. Where evil sign posts would gather to do evil…. Sign post things. The house of a new hero by the name of Carlos. Our story begins.

The singing of a rooster let the world know of the new day. As it sat on the fence post a moan came from the small house in the woods. Carlos lay on his bed barely conscious. He rose from his slumber and got into his black dress shirt. He walked to his kitchen and opened the refrigerator. It was empty.

Carlos: You gotta be kidding…

He walked to his living room and grabbed his backpack. He saw his cat Chilly sleeping beside it.

Carlos: You be good while I'm gone okay.

The cat meowed back at him.

Carlos: Yeah yeah I'll be safe.

He walked out his house and saw someone waiting outside his fence. A thin girl with pale skin and an umbrella. She looked at him and smiled.

Carlos: What are you doing here blessing. You know the sun's bad for you.

Blessing: No it's cool. I got this umbrella. And I put like lots of sunscreen. SPF 50 bro.

Carlos: You wouldn't happen to know what happen to my strawberries would you?

Blessing: Why would you ask that.

Blessing pulls a strawberry from her pocket and sucks the red out of it.

Blessing: I swear sometimes I feel like you don't trust me.

Carlos: right… anyways imma go get some more food. You can come if you want Bless.

Blessing: Alright. If your begging so much I'll go.

Carlos and Blessing arrive at a certain part of the forest in which there is a lot of shade. Blessing puts the umbrella down on the grass.

Carlos: You want an apple?

Carlos plucks an apple from a tree.

Blessing: aw so sweet.

Grabs the apple and drinks the red. Carlos collects a few apples and puts them in his bag.

Carlos: so why where you at my house anyway? Besides watching me sleep.

Blessing: Well I actually wanted to ask a for a favor.

Carlos: Here we go…

Blessing: Don't worry not another watch my dog favor…. What happened last time again?

Carlos: He ate me.

Blessing: Right right. Anyways for my favor.

Carlos: Wait I don't want to help you.

Blessing: Fine, if you don't help me I'll eat all your apples before you go to bed again.

Carlos: and I'll shove garlic down your throat.

Blessing: I'd kill you before you had the chance.

Carlos: Okay sheesh. This favor is obviously serious ( she's trying to prank me) I'll help. ( I'll just be on my toes )

Blessing: really?

Carlos: yeah so what is it?

Blessing: Okay, so there's this vampire meeting tonight….

Carlos: Go on…..

Blessing: And you're the only guy I haven't killed or turned into a zombie yet….

Carlos: okay so…..

Blessing: I need you to be my pretend vampire boyfriend!

She smiles and clamps her hands together as she floats in the air upside down.

Carlos: Okay beside the whole boyfriend part, hello I'm alive!

Blessing: I know.

Carlos: So how would this work?

Blessing: Well I mean I have makeup. And I'm pretty sure I can bite you in a non-fatal area on your neck.

Carlos: Whoa wait there has to be another guy?

Blessing: It's either you or vampire you? Take your time choose.

Carlos: okay then what do I wear how do I act? Do I need fake teeth.

Blessing: Dark colors be cool and I'll get you some fake teeth.

Carlos: Okay say we go through all this. And we go to this meeting? What's happening there.

Blessing: I'll explain once we're there so don't worry. I'll be back by sun down with my makeup okay.

Carlos: Ummm ok.

Blessing flies away with her umbrella at hand. Carlos begins to walk home.

Carlos: This is so a trap. If it's a meeting? Then why do I have to fake being her boyfriend. I know I'll go to Abnner's house. He'll know what to do.

-Cuts to a house in a cave –

Carlos and Abnner are sitting in a room. Abnner has an afro.

Carlos: So yeah what do I do?

Abnner: It's obviously a trap.

Carlos: I know but I already said yes.

Abnner: Bro this is Blessing. The girl who almost killed you because you surprised her on her birthday. The one who tried to chop you with her axe bass because you ate her fries.

Carlos: ehhh they were kinda cold.

Abnner: My point is, she's evil. Why would she suck up to you for this. Someone like her wouldn't need a fake boyfriend. Unless she was trying to make someone jealous. Of course, she loves me!

Carlos: What?

Abnner: That explains why we never hang out.

Carlos: Whoa hey I think your getting side tracked.

Abnner: And why she pretends not to know my name.

Carlos: Dude I have an issue. You know , I came for life advice here.

Abnner: She's trying to get me jealous, but it won't work.

Carlos: Abnner!

Abnner: huh!

Carlos: Abnner just chill out.

Abnner: You bastard!

Abnner tackles Carlos and begins to choke him.

Carlos: Ab-n-r –you- have- a- a- gi-r-l-friend.

Abnner: oh right.

Abnner releases Carlos.

Carlos: (coughing) You're an idiot.

Abnner: my girlfriend says that to me too. What does it mean?

Carlos: Anyways….. I got to head home. She's gonna Vampirefy me with makeup.

Abnner: Dude.

Abnner grabs Carlos by the shoulder.

Abnner: Be safe.

Reaches into his pocket to grab something.

Carlos: (Blushes)What the hell dude!

Carlos pushes Abnner away.

Carlos: I got to go see ya later.

Abnner: Okay bye…

Abnner closes the door.

Abnner: what a weirdo….

Abnner pulls out a sharp wooden stick. The kind used to kill vampires.

Abnner: I swear, what goes through his brain sometimes.

Authors Notes:

This was only to test a new fan fiction story out.

If you think it's good let me know and I will continue

the story. Also please let me know where it

needs improvement and such. Thanks for reading.

By the way this is also the only and first story I have written as of 3/28/2013