Disclaimer: I don't own the boys of Underworld...if I did, this probably would have happened...
Author's note: The ending of the first movie depressed me way too much so I decided to write a humorous fic about what could happen if the plan goes well and Lucian, Raze, and Soren aren't dead. Warnings include SLASH (Occasionally will have bits of noncon), OOC, and Cross-dressing! For those of you still interested, by all means, READ and REVIEW!
Prologue: A Successful Plan Leads to…A Wedding!
Well, as drawbacks went, Viktor being awake WASN'T enough to make the plan fail. Thankfully, Kraven had proven to be less of a back-stabbing coward and more of a determined man and had done what was necessary. Now all that was left was to get the vampires and lycans to stop bickering and trust each other. Kraven and Lucian ponder over this problem and finally come up with a solution that is sure to work. All that was left to do was to get the two parties in question to agree. Therein laid the challenge. Especially when both are told what is necessary for peace
"Not no but HELL NO!" Soren yells furiously, "HOW YOU COULD EVEN THINK THAT IS DESPICABLE! I will NOT demean myself in such a fashion, Kraven! The answer is NO!"
"Soren, would you just listen?" Kraven demands.
"No! Why don't you run this past Selene and Michael? I'm sure they'd be more than happy to do so!"
"Michael's part vampire, Soren! We need a member of each species that is pure."
"Then why me?"
"Because you are next in list of command."
"Then YOU do it!"
"That's the great part of about being in charge: you make the rules and everyone else obeys."
"Listen to me closely, Kraven; I will not, WILL NOT marry Raze…I don't give a damn if the blasted blood feud starts up again! I refuse to have to live the rest of eternity with the Lycan from the deepest pit of hell's abyss!"
"SOREN! He's not that bad!"
"No, he worse! I will NOT marry him!"
Kraven glares at him. "Yes, you will. END of discussion, Soren!" Soren, hearing the tone, realizes that Kraven is not going to take no for an answer and that if he doesn't want to end up missing parts of him that he liked somewhat, he'd best just go along with it.
"Bastard," he mutters.
"Yes, well, this is for the good of everyone so stop complaining."
"You're not the one having to marry Raze."
"SOREN!"
"Fine, fine…I still think this sucks."
Lucian was having just as fun a time with Raze. "Have you completely lost your mind!" Raze demands, "Why would ANYONE want to marry that vampire?"
"Raze, this is NOT up for discussion. You are going to do this and you are NOT going to throw a temper-tantrum," Lucian says sternly, "We've come too far to let this feud continue!"
"Do you have ANY idea what you are asking of me? I cannot stand that frigid vampire!"
"Raze, I realize this but you are just going to have to get over it. We don't have a choice. The vampires and lycans need a reason to keep from going after each other and the only solid way to do this is to marry a vampire and a Lycan."
"I'm sure Selene and Michael wouldn't mind…"
"Michael's part vampire, Raze."
Raze growls. "I don't want to spend the rest of my life with an icicle!"
"Raze, I am sure he isn't always so cold and aloof…"
"And what if he is? I am NOT going to be miserable no matter WHAT happens to everyone else. Have we not spent the past centuries running from people who enslaved us and the time before THAT being slaves enough to earn making our own choices?"
Lucian sighs. "Raze, we need this to work…for EVERYONE'S sakes…please."
Raze growls again. "Lucian…I'm not going to have my life decided for me."
The brunette closes his eyes obviously weary of the altercation. When they open they are hard and merciless, devoid of any emotion. "You will do as you are told, Raze. Do you understand?" he snarls.
Raze steps back shocked at his leader's change in demeanor. He realizes that there was nothing else he could do but obey…or face Lucian's wrath. "Very well," he grudgingly accepts deciding that at least it wouldn't kill him to be married to Soren because pissing of Lucian further most certainly would. "I don't like it...but obviously THAT doesn't matter."
"Obviously."